172traindriver
Legendary Member
a) The open window isn't on your house.
b) Why did you leave the window open on a house that isn't yours?
c) I'll believe you...
Sure about that?
a) The open window isn't on your house.
b) Why did you leave the window open on a house that isn't yours?
c) I'll believe you...


Not tellinga) The open window isn't on your house.
b) Why did you leave the window open on a house that isn't yours?
c) I'll believe you...

After slogging up a hill to get where I was, do you think I’d head down just to cycle back up, hills get rationed nowYou tell Mr Bones![]()

It is!!Good Morning![]()
Taking the fifth?Good morning,folks
Not telling![]()
Sounds like a half decent alibi, or attempt thereof.After slogging up a hill to get where I was, do you think I’d head down just to cycle back up, hills get rationed now![]()
Never, always a full gillIt is!!
Taking the fifth

Use the Irish measure, it's larger.Never, always a full gill![]()
Hoots monUse the Irish measure, it's larger.

35ml against 25ml!Hoots mon![]()
I have a measure that does those but I use my judgement35ml against 25ml!
and add a little just in case I am wrong 
Don't want to sell yourself short.I have a measure that does those but I use my judgementand add a little just in case I am wrong
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I try my bestDon't want to sell yourself short.


She'll have left you in her wake.I try my best
Been up and down the A9, checking the junctions for a speedy female cyclist![]()
Dunno, the Boss was pretty nippy todayShe'll have left you in her wake.

Oh, you weren't on your bike then?Dunno, the Boss was pretty nippy today![]()
