Tea?

[Bobby Mhor]

And if you were to have just the one drink in each, would you make it home?


Water levels are low around here. Grass and moorland fires, but they seem to set be on purpose.
The bread usually goes in the top slots on a toaster.
Only if you can eat the toast...

Disagreement with the saddle, again.

I'm sure Mrs M would deploy the roof rack....
pointing me to the rear of the car....

Saddle, nah..
I was last out 11 days ago and got a brain wave to finish by heading back up over the nearby wood rough track.
Not my best idea today but no doubt tomorrow bring more Bob faux pas....
(considering my day tomorrow, I hope not)

 

[classic33]

I'm sure Mrs M would deploy the roof rack....
pointing me to the rear of the car....

Saddle, nah..
I was last out 11 days ago and got a brain wave to finish by heading back up over the nearby wood rough track.
Not my best idea today but no doubt tomorrow bring more Bob faux pas....
(considering my day tomorrow, I hope not)

Mrs M not one for leaving anyone behind then.
Would you be holding on or be fastened in place.

No saddle on yer bike! There's yer problem. Especially if going off-road.
Will your day out tomorrow involve similar brainwaves or not.
You've seen what tomorrow is going to be like, did you make a note of the winning lottery numbers.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Mrs M not one for leaving anyone behind then.
Would you be holding on or be fastened in place.

No saddle on yer bike! There's yer problem. Especially if going off-road.
Will your day out tomorrow involve similar brainwaves or not.
You've seen what tomorrow is going to be like, did you make a note of the winning lottery numbers.

Can't dump me...

Not going to throw 40 odd years away.
I tell jokes etc...
Although I posed the toast/bread quandary and got THAT look

 

[classic33]

Can't dump me...

Not going to throw 40 odd years away.
I tell jokes etc...
Although I posed the toast/bread quandary and got THAT look

You like that slow truck in "Duel", that keeps appearing in the sports car mirrors.

Are yer jokes funny?
Did you get an answer, other than "that look".

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Good morning
had a need for
Enjoy the day....

You like that slow truck in "Duel", that keeps appearing in the sports car mirrors.

Are yer jokes funny?
Did you get an answer, other than "that look".

Funny, nah.. basically Dad jokes
The look is much safer..
they don't call them flying pans for nothing

 

[classic33]

Good morning
had a need for
Enjoy the day....


Funny, nah.. basically Dad jokes
The look is much safer..
they don't call them flying pans for nothing

Owdo
Snap
I'll try

Erring on the side of caution might be better(safer) than one funny joke.
Especially if "the look" is safer for yourself.
Her aim not improved over the years. One should be enough, if first contact is made through the UFO(Unidentified Flying Pan).

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Owdo
Snap
I'll try

Erring on the side of caution might be better(safer) than one funny joke.
Especially if "the look" is safer for yourself.
Her aim not improved over the years. One should be enough, if first contact is made through the UFO(Unidentified Flying Pan).

I'm nimble on my feet for a big lump..
More precious blood bled an hour ago...
Pincushion at the elbow this year

It is my jokes that get PANned not me
Too much hilarity in here this early,
time for

 

[classic33]

I'm nimble on my feet for a big lump..
More precious blood bled an hour ago...
Pincushion at the elbow this year

It is my jokes that get PANned not me
Too much hilarity in here this early,
time for

She hit you with her knitting this time!
Much spilt/taken.

You've been lucky so far then.
Hilarity, in here, never.
Always, enjoy.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

She hit you with her knitting this time!
Much spilt/taken.

You've been lucky so far then.
Hilarity, in here, never.
Always, enjoy.

Knitting?
Technical stuff going here, I have to watch the lipped counting before I speak OR

Damp outside so some garden work done,
pansy seeds sown, the bamboos have had their tubs topped with fresh compost.
Potted up last two cherry tomato plants,
they were pretty rootbound so hopefully all will be well..

very clammy out..

a rest before more medical shenanagins..
I don't need to donate my body to science,
they have started early

 

[classic33]

Knitting?
Technical stuff going here, I have to watch the lipped counting before I speak OR

Damp outside so some garden work done,
pansy seeds sown, the bamboos have had their tubs topped with fresh compost.
Potted up last two cherry tomato plants,
they were pretty rootbound so hopefully all will be well..

very clammy out..

a rest before more medical shenanagins..
I don't need to donate my body to science,
they have started early

Aye, you know, needling you.
Don't want to be hit by a low flying UFO(Unidentified Frying Object).
She'd never withdraw your refreshments, cake and chocolate!!

Damp and coolest day of the week so far.
Going potty?
How they doing, anything to show for your labours.

Damp, and the coldest morning of the week so far.

They paid in advance I hope.
Nowt serious?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Aye, you know, needling you.
Don't want to be hit by a low flying UFO(Unidentified Frying Object).
She'd never withdraw your refreshments, cake and chocolate!!

Damp and coolest day of the week so far.
Going potty?
How they doing, anything to show for your labours.

Damp, and the coldest morning of the week so far.

They paid in advance I hope.
Nowt serious?

A bit wet out now,
saves the hose coming out

No advance payment

Arrived early, litre and quarter in me and water drunk in the time they asked so spoke with reception and sat down sipping more water.
Got called but never looked at watch, told not full enough so off to car and when Mrs M switched on the clock said 15.20.
My appointment had been 15.30,
not exactly a happy bunny tbh...
no wonder I wasn't ready..

Radio gaga night..
Beer time

 

[classic33]

A bit wet out now,
saves the hose coming out

No advance payment

Arrived early, litre and quarter in me and water drunk in the time they asked so spoke with reception and sat down sipping more water.
Got called but never looked at watch, told not full enough so off to car and when Mrs M switched on the clock said 15.20.
My appointment had been 15.30,
not exactly a happy bunny tbh...
no wonder I wasn't ready..

Radio gaga night..
Beer time

Damp here
First local drought warning issued yesterday(Friday)! Two good days, two good days...

Withhold until payment is received. Man cannot live on cake alone...

You did get seen though?
You'd have thought that they'd have realised they set the time limit, and the amount to be drunk.
To be repeated again?

Gaga good!
Keep yer fluid intake up.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Good morning

Man, what a beautiful dull morning...
Plenty rain last evening, plants are happy (they tell me)..
Front door sunflower about to show its happy face..

I tried beetroot in a bit of guttering, going for baby beets and looking superb so far..
must look up 'how to pickle'

Tomato plants look as if they are going to produce..
Best plant to produce is next years choice...
Our 3 for a fiver sad looking plants (2 clematis and a passion flower) now healthy as

Bet I've cursed it all

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Damp here
First local drought warning issued yesterday(Friday)! Two good days, two good days...

Withhold until payment is received. Man cannot live on cake alone...

You did get seen though?
You'd have thought that they'd have realised they set the time limit, and the amount to be drunk.
To be repeated again?

Gaga good!
Keep yer fluid intake up.

Heard someone on't radio there warning of low water..
in Scotland of all places..
better stock up on beer
Looked at water I drank yesterday and it was some Yorkshire spring..
(more likely Mr C sitting at his tap)

I've another (aye, another) visit to the big building on Tues, diff dept. but all related..
No fluid intake needed...
Mrs M getting suspicious, might think I'm up to no good.

 

[classic33]

Good morning

Man, what a beautiful dull morning...
Plenty rain last evening, plants are happy (they tell me)..
Front door sunflower about to show its happy face..

I tried beetroot in a bit of guttering, going for baby beets and looking superb so far..
must look up 'how to pickle'

Tomato plants look as if they are going to produce..
Best plant to produce is next years choice...
Our 3 for a fiver sad looking plants (2 clematis and a passion flower) now healthy as

Bet I've cursed it all

Owdo

How often do you find yourself listening to plants talking. Do you ever find yourself answering back?
You're certain it'll be its happy face. I mean how would you like being stuck in a pot, unable to move.

Baby beets, why not the full size ones.
Used to be done, to some round these parts, by putting them in a large barrel, then filling with strong alcohol. Trouble was, some would tap the barrel.
You got a large barrel...

How's the fruits of your labour looking, decent return on it, or just good to look at.

Aye, probably.
They'll turn out to be black on the inside and inedible.