OMG, just logged on, and you're all talking gibberish! I thought I was going to have to use a translator.
I just about got my head round Geoff's 'brief' version, although even that was an effort.
I might go and play Candy Crush for a bit until the conversation swings back round to something I can relate to....like lighting farts.
FYI. Adam, just in case you have any ideas about improving your speed in the handicap race tomorrow.
I think you're still a bit confused by the fact that the fan blowing air at you does not in fact slow you down on the turbo so just to be on the safe side you still use that 6" diameter clip fan to cool yourself down.
So just in case you're thinking about trying it, I would just like to point out that conversely, the rapid expansion of ignited gas in a confined space, although producing a limited forward thrust, it will not in fact improve your bkool speed.
Just to save you any trouble

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