Tearoom closed for redecoration.

[Archie_tect]

In the spirit of community involvement the CC architectural office would like to poll users of the Tearoom for opinions about the planned redecoration.

Please note that the Tearoom will be closed from 23.30 on Tuesday until 06.50 on Wednesday.

Can I have your ideas by Tuesday, 19.45 so that we can get down to Homebase before they shut at 8pm?

Thank you.

Many rumours have been started about the Rainforest theme- Admin deny putting pirahnas in the toilet.

The retro 'Scott of the Arctic' tent had to be abandoned when the polar bear escaped

The Management apologise for any inconvenience- Can the wag who stole the 4 litres of "Buttermilk with a hint of Bandage" please return it as it's on approval only from B+Q.

The tea urn will be temporarily plugged in round at TOPP's room while he's at the dentist.

 

[Archie_tect]

Whoever stole the door, please return it.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

What was wrong with the original decor?

 

[Joe24]

This cafe is being decorated? Why the fluffy ducks is it being changed? Leave it the fluffy ducks alone.

 

[Archie_tect]

Look it's been 16 years, the ducks have had it ever since Dayvo hit a six off the wall demonstrating Botham's crease to Arch...

 

[Archie_tect]

.....and another thing Gerry, the next time you want to throw the old milk carton out, please take it to the Waste Store.... don't chuck it out the window...

 

[Joe24]

Just fluffy ducklings shoot me.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

.....and another thing Gerry, the next time you want to throw the old milk carton out, please take it to the Waste Store.... don't chuck it out the window...

Just doing as I do at home

 

[Speicher]

I shall see if I can get some material and run up some curtains. It won''t be easy to run down them again, but I will try.

Do be careful with the Womble, especially in the vicinity of Chuffy.

Oh and be careful when you move the sofa - people have sometimes played a sort of hoop-la game with ring doughnuts - do not eat the doughnuts.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Why do we need to move the sofa. Can't we paint around it?

 

[Speicher]

I'm confused now - are you painting the floor or the walls?

 

[Archie_tect]

Gerry, We did that last time... that's how we know where it's supposed to go.
Speicher- like the curtains- especially the fried egg pattern!

One thing- has anyone seen the toaster recently? Bonj took it home to fix the flex but haven't seen it since.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Well, I was thinking of painting the walls, but with my technique we will probably paint the floor too!

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Oh could I please have any green hairy biskits you find under the chairs. I'm conducting experiments to check the possibility of producing a virus which affects only drivers of BMW's and 4 x 4's.

 

[Shaun]

Oh, and if you do move the sofa ... any money you find between the cushions, or down the back, can go in the coffee and biscuit fund tin.