Tearoom closed for redecoration.

[Gerry Attrick]

Oh, and if you do move the sofa ... any money you find between the cushions, or down the back, can go in the coffee and biscuit fund tin.

What's "biscuit"?

 

[longers]

Can I have no part in this at all whatsoever please and then come back in three days and say I don't like it?

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Can I have no part in this at all whatsoever please and then come back in three days and say I don't like it?

Longers, I thought you were male!

 

[Archie_tect]

Just found three buttons and a Cadbury's button... any use Gerry?

There's a tin of Nescafe which User76 found on top of the mug cupboard next to the fridge- marked 2s and 6d... has anyone got the receipt?

If we can get everything cleared by Tuesday morning I can get the Tree Officer round to agree to trim the holly back from the side window- that should allow us to finally put the glass back

Arch has booked the room for Wednesday to clebrate her new job... can anyone bring the carrot cake?

 

[Archie_tect]

Can I have no part in this at all whatsoever please and then come back in three days and say I don't like it?

That's what you said after we spray painted the urinal that awful pea green colour at your suggestion to hide the stain!

 

[Gerry Attrick]

The button is no use without fungus I'm afraid. Mind you, that dessicated mouse near the biskit cupboard would make an interesting faux ethnic necklace for one of the ladies.

 

[Joe24]

Longers, I thought you were male!

Ive met this chap, he is very strange. He has a sock fettish i think, told us how to recognise him by his socks. So, hang up a few socks around the cafe, and im sure he will be happy

 

[sheddy]

Leather sofas and footstools please. Will there be a massage service ?

 

[Joe24]

Leather recliners thank you, its what im used to.
But if you need any help going and nabbing a few sofas from random peoples houses, and walking them back, i will be here to help.

 

[Shaun]

How about some suggestions for new CD's for the jukebox too ... the old ones are getting a bit over-played now.

 

[Archie_tect]

We'll have to move the electric socket so that we can get the jukebox away from the fireplace - last year the heat melted Elton John's singles collection.

If anyone's seeing Wafflycat tomorrow could we have one of her celebration cakes for Wednesday's re-opening, Dayvo's got Agnetha to fly over specially to sing a few favourites; suggestions please.

I'm still worried about the ceiling colour- the Aegean Ultramarine clashes dreadfully with Speicher's curtains.

I'm hoping Dell can finish off his mural so we can put the wine chiller back. Any requests?

 

[Archie_tect]

Leather recliners thank you, its what im used to.
But if you need any help going and nabbing a few sofas from random peoples houses, and walking them back, i will be here to help.

Joe, mind you don't put your back out carrying Aunty Helen's Moroccan Camel hide Lazyboy in... hopefully we'll be able to disguise the cigarette burn with one of Uncle Mort's corn plasters.

 

[Archie_tect]

How about some suggestions for new CD's for the jukebox too ... the old ones are getting a bit over-played now.

I'm Wheely Saying Something- Bananarama [they should never have split up- they might have been good by now]

 

[longers]

Leather sofas and footstools please. Will there be a massage service ?

Like this one?

I'll pass on the massage thanks. No offence!

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah, you found the patio!... no cycling shoes on the terrace please.... got the massage?