Tell Rocky three things he may have missed.

[Dayvo]

Still at least I'm better looking than @Dayvo and @rich p

You got the second name right.

 

[hopless500]

1. The helmet debate has been solved and all parties are in happy agreement.

2. For the 6th year running I've been unanimously elected as CC's most awesome member

3. The bacon-sandwich-ketchup deviants have admitted their horrific crimes and accepted they are unworthy members of both CC and society in general.

 

[hopless500]

You're all wrong, the only thing that should be put on a bacon sandwich/cob/butty is a fried egg and possibly some fried mushrooms, anything else just ruins the taste of the bacon.

 

[Andy_R]

........

2. For the 6th year running I've been unanimously elected as CC's most awesome member

......

Calling @Fnaar a member joke has been lined up for you......

 

[hopless500]

I've never managed to put too much bacon in a bacon sandwich. I don't actually believe it's possible.

@coffeejo would agree.

 

[TheDoctor]

I have yet to meet @coffeejo, but I would like to.

 

[stephec]

Still at least I'm better looking than @Dayvo and @rich p

Not setting the bar very high though are you?

 

[hopless500]

I have yet to meet @coffeejo, but I would like to.

Careful!
She's currently practising ninja camping...

 

[TheDoctor]

Hmmm.
I shall go and check my back garden. I can hear noises.
I mean, it *could* be squirrels, but you can't be too careful...

 

[hopless500]

Hmmm.
I shall go and check my back garden. I can hear noises.
I mean, it *could* be squirrels, but you can't be too careful...

Mad axe-murderer psycho squirrels? With machine guns and machetes??

 

[TheDoctor]

Or ninja campers. Not sure which would be scarier.

 

[raleighnut]

Mad axe-murderer psycho squirrels? With machine guns and machetes??

Nah, he don't live in Norfolk.