Thank you ASDA you made me chuckle

[Deleted member 26715]

Just had an email with the order the wife has placed online, it included

ASDA Tender & Crunchy Broccoli
ASDA Grower's Selection Yellow Pepper
ASDA Grower's Selection Red Pepper
ASDA Mild & Tender Baby Button Mushrooms
ASDA Light & Nutty Cauliflower
ASDA Crunchy & Sweet Carrots
ASDA Crunchy & Juicy Cherry Tomatoes
ASDA British Fluffy & Golden Large Baking Potatoes
ASDA Crunchy & Fragrant Brown Onions
ASDA Refreshing & Sweet Seedless Red Grapes

What is wrong with

ASDA Broccoli
ASDA Yellow Pepper
ASDA Red Pepper
ASDA Button Mushrooms
ASDA Cauliflower
ASDA Carrots
ASDA Cherry Tomatoes
ASDA British Large Baking Potatoes (although this is a lie anyway as they never are)
ASDA Brown Onions
ASDA Seedless Red Grapes

 

[All uphill]

At least they are not heritage varieties or artisanal

 

[Cycleops]

I'm sure the veggies without the overblown description will taste horrible.

NB. Can broccoli be tender and crunchy at the same time?

Never mind it Keeps retired Ad copy writers in a job.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

 

[mistyoptic]

At least it’s not a curated selection…

 

[Gwylan]

At least it’s not a curated selection…

Love it,,,, my shopping list has become a curated selection.
Be a Booker Prize for it soon.

Followed by criticisms that it is elitist or excludes those who cannot write and is not sufficiently inclusive of certain vegetables.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

ASDA Mild & Tender Baby Button Mushrooms

I asked for Angry & Tough but they sent me Mild & Tender.