That'll learn me..............

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Panter

Just call me Chris...
Stuffing my bike into the bike shed this morning, the caretaker wandered over for a chat.
Turned out he'd just bought himself a bike and was going to use it a bit later in the Year, you know, when it warms up a bit.

He then enquired about my bike. Cost? is it heavy? (has a quick pick-up, ums and agh's) and then comes the (hidden) bombshell.
"What about pu****r*s then?" he asks

"Well, I've been really lucky" I confidently reply. "In nearly 700 miles, (thumbs through cycle computer display) well 690 to be precise I haven't really had one."
"Well, only one they call a snakebite puncture which was my fault for letting the pressure drop in the rear tyre"



Yup, that and the other bugger which of course I had on my way home today, a text book drawing pin straight through the rear tyre on the fast dual carrigeway descent...........................
 

alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
Moderator
silly bugger!
 

TVC

Guest
... and the spooky bit is that there isn't a caretaker where you leave your bike... <shiver>:evil:
 
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