The answer to texting motorists:-

[betty swollocks]

 

[ComedyPilot]

Chain's slack..........

 

[Cycling Dan]

Chain's slack..........

Hey, we are off to war. It doesn't matter the condition of our transport as long as we get there.

 

[mark st1]

You cant go to war on a fixie

 

[Arch]

It would be really cool to have a small discrete hand held device that you could point at an offending driver's phone, that made it heat up. Gradually, but eventually to 'too hot to hold'. By the time they drop it in horror (at which point it cools instantly, so as not to set the car on fire), you're nowhere near, and they haven't a clue what happened.

I can't decide if I want the process to fry the phone or not. After all, I don't like to see precious resources wasted.

 

[Arch]

You cant go to war on a fixie

Yes, you can. Makes it easier to retreat quickly, you don't even have to turn round....

 

[Fnaar]

If you read Roddy Doyle's "A Star Called Henry", the eponymous hero of the book has a machine gun mounted on the handlebars of a bicycle.

 

[Over The Hill]

As a slightly less extreme option, a paintball gun would be quite good. Then the car with orange splats all over it warns other drivers to be aware of the numpty driving.

 

[summerdays]

I can't decide if I want the process to fry the phone or not. After all, I don't like to see precious resources wasted.

Just disable it but for increasing lengths of time .... bit like my son and typing in the incorrect password into his phone

 

[phil_hg_uk]

It would be really cool to have a small discrete hand held device that you could point at an offending driver's phone, that made it heat up.

 

[Shortmember]

By the look of that stormtrooper's bike, he's just collected it from Halfords.The rear tyre is nearly flat, the chain is too tight and,to top it all, they've forgotten to fit the saddle.

 

[Recycle]

I wonder how far the air reservoir of an airzound @ 80psi could propel a potato through a tube?

 

[Arjimlad]

He won't be getting many like that.

He's forgotten the magazine !

 

[green1]

As a slightly less extreme option, a paintball gun would be quite good. Then the car with orange splats all over it warns other drivers to be aware of the numpty driving.

Wouldn't work very well on a Focus ST, but then...

 

[Leaway2]

He won't be getting many like that.

He's forgotten the magazine !

Ride a bike, shoot a gun, and read a magazine, is asking a lot