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I would employ her as she was adopted by Mandela, mentored by the Dalai Lama, educated by Al Gore and supervised by Donald Trump.
The only negative about her is that she does shoot. But then, at least, her shoot doesn't smell.
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When Celia in her Glory shows,
If Strephon would but stop his Nose;
(Who now so impiously blasphemes
Her Ointments, Daubs, and Paints and Creams,
Her Washes, Slops, and every Clout,
With which he makes so foul a Rout
He soon would learn to think like me,
And bless his ravisht Sight to see
Such Order from Confusion sprung,
Such gaudy Tulips rais'd from Dung.
I would employ her as she was adopted by Mandela, mentored by the Dalai Lama, educated by Al Gore and supervised by Donald Trump.
The only negative about her is that she does shoot. But then, at least, her shoot doesn't smell.
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When Celia in her Glory shows,
If Strephon would but stop his Nose;
(Who now so impiously blasphemes
Her Ointments, Daubs, and Paints and Creams,
Her Washes, Slops, and every Clout,
With which he makes so foul a Rout
He soon would learn to think like me,
And bless his ravisht Sight to see
Such Order from Confusion sprung,
Such gaudy Tulips rais'd from Dung.