The Ask a Stupid Question Thread

[MontyVeda]

Do we have one already? Who knows??

Any how, the bottle of olive oil in my cupboard is three years out of date... it'll be fine won't it?

 

[welsh dragon]

Only 3 years? Practically brand new then.

 

[MontyVeda]

Only 3 years? Practically brand new then.

That's my theory. I've doused a load of vegetables with it and they're roasting away... albeit too slowly.

 

[G3CWI]

Vintage olive oil. It's the next big thing.

 

[Dayvo]

Why do so many Jack Russell owners call their dogs 'Jack?'

Why not Russell?

Just askin', like.

 

[MontyVeda]

My guess is being man's best friend, they're on first name terms.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Why do so many Jack Russell owners call their dogs 'Jack?'

Why not Russell?

Just askin', like.

@User

 

[Hill Wimp]

......and does Jack Russell, the wicketkeeper, have a Jack Russell called Jack?

I went to primary school with a boy called Russell Jack.

I don't remember any small dogs and he was pants at rounders so i didn't pick him for my team.

 

[jayonabike]

When they're indoors they are called stairs, but outside they're called steps.

Why?

 

[Dayvo]

......and does Jack Russell, the wicketkeeper, have a Jack Russell called Jack?

Don't know. But maybe Robert Charles Russell has!

 

[tyred]

What happened to the 5p coin I lost in 1984?

 

[winjim]

Do we have one already? Who knows??

Any how, the bottle of olive oil in my cupboard is three years out of date... it'll be fine won't it?

What type of date?

Use by: chuck it in the bin
Best before: it might taste a bit funny but basically it's fine
Sell by: meaningless

 

[Dayvo]

......and does Jack Russell, the wicketkeeper, have a Jack Russell called Jack?

Don't know again, but maybe the South African wicketkeeper has one (or maybe two) Jack Russells called Jack, although it'd be a bit confusing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cr...g-knee-walking-dog-missing-England-clash.html

 

[jayonabike]

Why did his parents decid to call him that? It's just taking the p*ss.

I knew someone who's surname was King.

They named their son Lee.....

I also know someone call Wayne

His surname is Kerr.

 

[Dayvo]

I knew someone who's surname was King.

They named their son Lee.....

I also know someone call Wayne

His surname is Kerr.

My brother had a schoolmate called Wayne Kinnear.