The Box has landed!!!

[ufkacbln]

Just got a message from the Dealer to say that a (very) big box has landed........... and it has my name on it!

 

[tiswas-steve]

If it's anything to do with cricket...... Stop bragging !!

 

[FeistySquirrel]

Dust caps for your valves?

 

[ufkacbln]

Nope......

It is big, red and is NOT a fire engine!


(Although I could fit blue light son and pretend to be one)

 

[sheddy]

OK, OK, we all know that the new Dr Who series is starting.
Do you work for the BBC ?

 

[TVC]

Nope......

It is big, red and is NOT a fire engine!

Is it Rocky's nose?

 

[davdandy]

Man size tissues?

 

[ufkacbln]

It looks a bit like this....

... and my wife is picking it up on Thursday so I can fettle, adjust and kit it out for the weekend

 

[davdandy]

A rocket launcher

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It looks a bit like this....

... and my wife is picking it up on Thursday so I can fettle, adjust and kit it out for the weekend

You are letting your wife near it?

 

[ufkacbln]

You are letting your wife near it?

I know that is a stupid move, but I cannot get up to pick it up for another couple of weeks.... so the risk is worthwhile.

Besides, she prefers the Lepus.....

 

[ufkacbln]

It looks great but why has it got ARSE written on the crossbar?

Anti-theft device

In fact the bike name roughly translates as a "Warp-Weasel"

 

[numbnuts]

Nice

 

[Shut Up Legs]

It looks great but why has it got ARSE written on the crossbar?

Perhaps they meant to make it "CHASE" but then someone did some cost-cutting?

Very nice trike, by the way.

 

[Saluki]

OK, OK, we all know that the new Dr Who series is starting.
Do you work for the BBC ?

That would be big and blue, surely.