The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck.....you finish it.

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Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
The one I recall from many years ago....
The boy stood on the burning deck
And he was all a quiver
He had a cough
His leg fell off
And floated down the river.

I am sure the mods will step in if you lot get too rude.
Notice how I cleverly distance myself :smile:
 

clid61

Veteran
Location
The North
The boy stood on the burning deck
His a*** nailed to the mast
He wouldn't budge a single inch
Till Oscar Wilde had passed
Now Oscar was a Wiley lad
And threw the boy a fritter
And as he stooped to pick it up
He wanged it up ..........
 

machew

Veteran
The boy stood on the burning deck,
Whence all but he had fled;
The flame that lit the battle’s wreck,
Shone round him o’er the dead.

Yet beautiful and bright he stood,
As born to rule the storm;
A creature of heroic blood,
A proud, though childlike form.

The flames rolled on – he would not go,
Without his father’s word;
That father, faint in death below,
His voice no longer heard.

He called aloud – ‘Say, father, say
If yet my task is done?’
He knew not that the chieftain lay
Unconscious of his son.

‘Speak, father!’ once again he cried,
‘If I may yet be gone!’
– And but the booming shots replied,
And fast the flames rolled on.

Upon his brow he felt their breath
And in his waving hair;
And look’d from that lone post of death,
In still yet brave despair.

And shouted but once more aloud,
‘My father! must I stay?’
While o’er him fast, through sail and shroud,
The wreathing fires made way.

They wrapped the ship in splendour wild,
They caught the flag on high,
And streamed above the gallant child,
Like banners in the sky.

There came a burst of thunder sound –
The boy – oh! where was he?
Ask of the winds that far around
With fragments strewed the sea!

With mast, and helm, and pennon fair,
That well had borne their part,
But the noblest thing which perished there,
Was that young faithful heart.
 

Smokin Joe

Legendary Member
The boy stood on the burning deck,
Whence all but he had fled;
The flame that lit the battle’s wreck,
Shone round him o’er the dead.

Yet beautiful and bright he stood,
As born to rule the storm;
A creature of heroic blood,
A proud, though childlike form.

The flames rolled on – he would not go,
Without his father’s word;
That father, faint in death below,
His voice no longer heard.

He called aloud – ‘Say, father, say
If yet my task is done?’
He knew not that the chieftain lay
Unconscious of his son.

‘Speak, father!’ once again he cried,
‘If I may yet be gone!’
– And but the booming shots replied,
And fast the flames rolled on.

Upon his brow he felt their breath
And in his waving hair;
And look’d from that lone post of death,
In still yet brave despair.

And shouted but once more aloud,
‘My father! must I stay?’
While o’er him fast, through sail and shroud,
The wreathing fires made way.

They wrapped the ship in splendour wild,
They caught the flag on high,
And streamed above the gallant child,
Like banners in the sky.

There came a burst of thunder sound –
The boy – oh! where was he?
Ask of the winds that far around
With fragments strewed the sea!

With mast, and helm, and pennon fair,
That well had borne their part,
But the noblest thing which perished there,
Was that young faithful heart.
He sounds like a right prat, TBH. Why didn't he just scarper?
 
Another Naval version

The boy stood on the burning deck,
The flames ’round him did roar;
He found a bar of Pusser's Soap
And washed himself ashore.
 
The boy stood on the burning deck
His a*** nailed to the mast
He wouldn't budge a single inch
Till Oscar Wilde had passed
Now Oscar was a Wiley lad
And threw the boy a fritter
And as he stooped to pick it up
He wanged it up ..........

The boy stood on the burning decks
Approached by Gary Glitter
Who then took off his naval kecks
And woofed him up the sh*****

(Rhymes with Glitter)
 
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