The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck.....you finish it.

[welsh dragon]

The boy stood on the burning deck
His feet were covered in blisters
He'd burn't the socks right off his feet
And had to wear his sister's.

 

[Drago]

The boy stood on a burning deck,
Lit by Jim's cigar,
But things were soon to get worser yet,
When he got in Savile's car.

 

[clid61]

The boy stood on the burning decks
Approached by Gary Glitter
Who then took off his naval kecks
And woofed him up the sh*****

(Rhymes with Glitter)

Rhymes with fritter too

 

[Pale Rider]

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece...sorry, wrong thread.

 

[ufkacbln]

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece...sorry, wrong thread.

@Dave7

It is your thread

Can we divert to other famous literature that has been "parodied"?

 

[PK99]

We were on the.....

 

[Accy cyclist]

The boy stood on the burning deck, having a fiddle.




Well that's what comes up if you put something else in.

 

[Dave 123]

The boy did a risk assessment,
He then informed his line manager of the dangers.

 

[Dave7]

@Dave7

It is your thread

Can we divert to other famous literature that has been "parodied"?

Take it where you wish my friend.

 

[SteCenturion]

The boy stood on the burning deck, there was only him & Annie

He fell upon some mackerel & slipped it up her .........




pinafore.

 

[Drago]

The boy did a risk assessment,
He then informed his line manager of the dangers.

Who then scheduled a meeting to discuss and agree an agenda for a further meeting to discuss the fire on the deck.

They had these meetings, and the deck was still on fire.

 

[numbnuts]

The boy stood on the burning decks
his arse was black and blue
but in his hand he held a cheque
from Lord Montague

 

[Drago]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
With flames around his 'arris,
But he would rather have his bum om fire,
Than be back with that Rolf Harris.

 

[ufkacbln]

The boy stood on the burning deck
And wished he hadn’t been born.
His mother said he wouldn’t have been
If the condom hadn’t torn.

 

[ozboz]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Aboard the good Ship Venus
The Figure head,
Was a Nude in Bed
S******g a dead mans P***s