The band Deus are from Belgium, also famous for its waffles. Waffles are cooked on a waffle iron, which is also a term for a golf club. Golf clubs have faces, and rhyming slang (oft used in a lewd manner) for face is boat, stemming from the "boat race" that is contested every year by teams from the universities of Oxford and Cambridge, both distinguished seats of learning and home to lots of clever people, and (if you believe the insurance adverts) "Smart People Budget!"
Professional budget hotel advertiser Lenny Henry performed a routine that pointed out that the Trinidad never needed a nuclear deterrent, as they had Malcom Marshall instead. Another famous figure who is known for his fast (vocal) delivery is John Barnes, upon whom Liverpool fans bestowed the (somewhat racist) nickname of Tarmac, due to his black ethnicity and his resemblance in playing style to Steve Heighway. As an alternative to Heighway, I give you...
"My Way" by Frank Sinatra
