The countdown to Gravitas begins...

[Crackle]

496....

 

[domtyler]

You don't get access to the secret areas for some time yet though. And we've all seen your post count whoring on the cold feet thread!

 

[Crackle]

You don't get access to the secret areas for some time yet though. And we've all seen your post count whoring on the cold feet thread!

Damn! I thought no-one would notice. I've felt singularly un-communicative all day so seized my opportunity to end my impatience...

497...

Now stop cluttering up my nice clean countdown

 

[laurence]

does this mean you have bought cakes?

 

[Chuffy]

?

 

[Crackle]

does this mean you have bought cakes?

No. You'll have to wait for my birthday in January.

?

I'll raise that to


498...

 

[Aperitif]

Which day in January would that be Crackle?

 

[Chuffy]

Wtf are you all on about, you horrible bunch of diseased ham touchers? !!

 

[Crackle]

Which day in January would that be Crackle?

Under the circumstances I don't mind answering that - you'll forget anyway. The 21st.

499 ......

 

[Crackle]

Wtf are you all on about, you horrible bunch of diseased ham touchers? !

Ah, thank you Chuffy. It's only right that my 500th post should be inspired by a little laughter.

I have graduated to the ranks of senior membership, by adding remarkably little in a very short space of time. I owe it to you all, whose inspiration was instrumental........

 

[Aperitif]

I bet there is someone on this forum who will remember, don't you?

 

[Chuffy]

I'm going to hold my breath until someone explains.

1

 

[Noodley]

I'm going to hold my breath until someone explains.

1

That's 3 minutes, so you should be blue in the face by now. I'm sure someone will tell you soon.

 

[Crackle]

Are you still there Chuffy ? I'm growing quite concerned now.

 

[Dayvo]

Are you still there Chuffy ? I'm growing quite concerned now.

I think he's sulking!