The countdown to Gravitas begins...

496....

 

You don't get access to the secret areas for some time yet though. And we've all seen your post count whoring on the cold feet thread!

 

Damn! I thought no-one would notice. I've felt singularly un-communicative all day so seized my opportunity to end my impatience...

497...

Now stop cluttering up my nice clean countdown

 

does this mean you have bought cakes?

 

?

 

No. You'll have to wait for my birthday in January.

I'll raise that to


498...

 

Which day in January would that be Crackle?

 

Wtf are you all on about, you horrible bunch of diseased ham touchers? !!

 

Under the circumstances I don't mind answering that - you'll forget anyway. The 21st.

499 ......

 

Ah, thank you Chuffy. It's only right that my 500th post should be inspired by a little laughter.

I have graduated to the ranks of senior membership, by adding remarkably little in a very short space of time. I owe it to you all, whose inspiration was instrumental........

 

I bet there is someone on this forum who will remember, don't you?

 

I'm going to hold my breath until someone explains.

1

 

That's 3 minutes, so you should be blue in the face by now. I'm sure someone will tell you soon.

 

Are you still there Chuffy ? I'm growing quite concerned now.

 

I think he's sulking!