The Cycle Chat Secret Santa

[Shaun]

Good news ... the CC sports bra's and willy warmers have arrived.

Not sure who ordered the XS willy warmer though? Just post you name here and I'll make sure it's put aside for you!!

 

[TheDoctor]

Jeez, this ones large, I bet it's heavy...
No! Surprisingly light, but goes 'Clang' when I tap it.
Looks like a Tea-urn. Must be for Trinka, I imagine?

 

[TheDoctor]

Oopsy!!

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Good news ... the CC sports bra's and willy warmers have arrived.

Not sure who ordered the XS willy warmer though? Just post you name here and I'll make sure it's put aside for you!!

Someone has an excess willy???

 

[Arch]

This is odd. A hard hat, some walking boots and a very short piece of rope.

Ah! it'll be Gerry's Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue outfit.

 

[lukesdad]

Lukesdads, a message for your son. I've guessed what he's getting by touching the parcels...

<darth vader voice>

Luke, I felt your presents.


Also, I'm quite sure this one is a big bag of crisps... RichP?

Now, whats this? not so much a present but, a card. Ill open it....... a romantic weekend for 2 in Paris but, no names. Umm wonder who that could be for?

 

[Shaun]

Oooo ... Oooo ... Ooooo ... there's a really small one here. Must be something *really* expensive.

Wonder who the lucky lady is?

 

[Arch]

Oooo ... Oooo ... Ooooo ... there's a really small one here. Must be something *really* expensive.

Wonder who the lucky lady is?

Lucky indeed. You can't have too many M5 stainless steel allen bolts.

 

[Shaun]

Lucky indeed. You can't have too many M5 stainless steel allen bolts.

 

[Speicher]

Thank you Crock, are they chocolate mousses mice? For some reason TheDoctor thought I would like a dead mouse?

 

[Maz]

I rummaged in the 'box' and found something...

Simon C Owl.

I wonder who could make use of him?
He's stuffed.

The Eggs Factor.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Looks better than the real one!

 

[Aperitif]

Nice packet of stuff s-cat-t-e-r-e-d all over the floor. Whoever is responsible should wrap up...

 

[Speicher]

I have found a parcel which looks distinctly bicycle shaped. Oh yes, lovely colour scheme very good!

Just one teensy problem, the wheels are only 6". This must be for Swee'pea 99 then. I just hope his legs are long enough.

 

[Speicher]

This is a very flat parcel, and very soft. Tied up with a lovely bow. It looks like something for one of our more smartly-dressed members. Who do I know who likes Penny Farthings?