The Daily Mail secret editorial formula

[2Loose]

Found this amusing map showing the categories of DM stories. Far more complicated than I ever gave them credit for....

Here


Click on the map for the full thing.

 

[Arch]

Brilliant!

I love 'thumb cancer'...

Reminds me of a comedian I heard once, did a systematic survey of the Mail for a month, to find the things that they reported as causing and curing cancer.

Coffee was on both lists.

 

[661-Pete]

Where's Mornington Crescent?

[edit]Just figured out: it must be Immigrants. Might have guessed. So that's how DM readers waste time is it?

 

[Glow worm]

Where's Mornington Crescent?

[edit]Just figured out: it must be Immigrants. Might have guessed. So that's how DM readers waste time is it?

Well Mornington Crescent is on the BBC which as we all know is infested with raving lefties. So I guess Mornington Crescent should either be on the 'Media Scum' or 'Arch Enemies' Lines. Or both!

 

[Headgardener]

Funnily enough AFAICS cyclists don't get a mention. Perhaps the DM doesn't think we are important enough to even get onto thier map.

 

[Arch]

Funnily enough AFAICS cyclists don't get a mention. Perhaps the DM doesn't think we are important enough to even get onto thier map.

I suppose we wouldn't be on the Tube...

Yeah, that's odd, I'd expect lycra louts to be there...

Maybe we're on some obscure Network South East branch line.