The death of the double entendre?

[Beebo]

I sincerely hope not I've enjoyed the odd one or two in my time

https://www.theguardian.com/culture...ack-carry-on-great-british-bake-off?CMP=fb_gu

I find it very hard to swallow.

 

[stephec]

On the run into Barnsley there used to be a car wash with the sign: 'The best hand job on the strip'.
It was only there for a week.

It's fear of words and people looking for offense.

On a similar theme, there's a laundry a few miles from me with a sign that says, 'drop your pants here.'

 

[slowmotion]

The British sense of humour really should be designated as a World Heritage Site.

Am I allowed to say that?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

“But are fnarr fnarr jokes just another example of male sexual entitlement?”

I didn’t realise that was your surname @Fnaar

And stop being so entitled, we want some too!

@Fnaar @Fnaar jokes, so good they named him twice.

 

[ColinJ]

There’s this bloke been telling everyone about his big cock, and even exchanging big breasted birds for cash on the high street!

I think I’ll go and have a butcher’s...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/61856...-big-breasted-birds-big-cocks-horny-sausages/

The same one mentioned in the Guardian article that Fnaar linked to ...

 

[Pale Rider]

The same one mentioned in the Guardian article that Fnaar linked to ...

True, but it was rather a long one and quite hard to take in all in one go.

 

[ColinJ]

True, but it was rather a long one and quite hard to take in all in one go.

It was a foot long, but I didn't use it as a rule ...