The end is nigh!

[byegad]

So with less than 48 hours to go before we all know the result of the referendum, I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye cruel world.

If the result is rleemaavien (delete alternate letters of your choice!).
World War III will start immediately!
The UK economy will collapse and never recover.
Germany will invade Poland in a fit of nostalgia.
All immigrants will be welcome/sent back (Again delete as appropriate.) and the resulting huge rise/fall in population will create a lawless land of the once United Kingdom.
Worse David Cameron or Boris Johnson will be prime minister. (I can't decide which is worse.)

And finally!

All our bums will drop off!

So tonight I'm getting drunk and will stay in that state until we are all murdered in our beds on Friday morning! Goodby Cruel world!

 

[Markymark]

I wouldn't worry. We're staying in the EU.

 

[byegad]

I wouldn't worry. We're staying in the EU.

THERE WILL BE ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Of course if we leave, THERE WILL BE ALL OF THE ABOVE!

 

[derrick]

I just hope no one has been swayed one way or the other, because of what they have read on here.

 

[Markymark]

I just hope no one has been swayed one way or the other, because of what they have read on here.

No chance. Those wanting to leave have presented nothing that shows me it's a good idea.

 

[rugby bloke]

In or out ? I'll vote for whoever can promise a sustained period of dry weather ...

 

[TVC]

In or out ? I'll vote for whoever can promise a sustained period of dry weather ...

But dry weather will lead to a recession.

 

[rugby bloke]

But dry weather will lead to a recession.

Certainly in the Umbrella, Rain Coat and associated trades sector ...

 

[Gravity Aided]

[QUOTE 4332889, member: 9609"]become a USA aircraft carrier[/QUOTE]
Airstrip One!

 

[Gravity Aided]

Good luck, all.

 

[Hill Wimp]

In or out ? I'll vote for whoever can promise a sustained period of dry weather ...

You need to move. I have had half a day of decent rain in the last 2 weeks. My front garden is a dust bowl.

 

[byegad]

If Hill Wimp really does live in a beach hut, shall I tell him that the tide has gone out hence his 'front garden' is dry?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

What sort of third option?

The Moon

 

[shouldbeinbed]

If Hill Wimp really does live in a beach hut, shall I tell him that the tide has gone out hence his 'front garden' is dry?

*Cough* her *cough*

 

[Hill Wimp]

If Hill Wimp really does live in a beach hut, shall I tell him that the tide has gone out hence his 'front garden' is dry?

You can tell her what you like.