The end is nigh!

[Markymark]

You're Mary Poppins AICMFP

She was 'practically' if I recall. A mere amateur!

 

[Markymark]

[QUOTE="Markymark, The alphabet can get very confusing.

Only for you.[/QUOTE]
Repeating the same insult back at me. Sigh, great comeback.

 

[derrick]

Only for you.

Repeating the same insult back at me. Sigh, great comeback.[/QUOTE]
I am trying to keep it simple for you, i know how you struggle with basics.

 

[Markymark]

Repeating the same insult back at me. Sigh, great comeback.

I am trying to keep it simple for you, i know how you struggle with basics.[/QUOTE]
Better. 4/10 for content and 1/10 for effort. 2 goes though.

 

[jefmcg]

Will you people sort your quoting out? Or in?

 

[Dayvo]

Will you people sort your quoting out? Or in?

Or OFF!

 

[classic33]

One big problem is the leave voters not knowing how to spell X.

The Remain voters can't follow the instructions on how to mark an X in one box.

 

[classic33]

Will you people sort your quoting out? Or in?

They're getting their Quote quota's

 

[derrick]

The Remain voters can't follow the instructions on how to mark an X in one box.

How clever, i can see what you have done there, You can give your brain a rest now

 

[Drago]

Whichever way the vote goes were stuffed - the Turks will invade my shed on the one hand, or Junker will shag my dog on the other.

 

[classic33]

Whichever way the vote goes were stuffed - the Turks will invade my shed on the one hand, or Junker will shag my dog on the other.

Small shed or large hands

 

[Drago]

And when Junker has finished Hollande will eat my dog.

 

[Andy_R]

And when Junker has finished Hollande will eat my dog.

Sausage dog?

 

[classic33]

So with less than 48 hours to go before we all know the result of the referendum, I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye cruel world.

If the result is rleemaavien (delete alternate letters of your choice!).
World War III will start immediately!
The UK economy will collapse and never recover.
Germany will invade Poland in a fit of nostalgia.
All immigrants will be welcome/sent back (Again delete as appropriate.) and the resulting huge rise/fall in population will create a lawless land of the once United Kingdom.
Worse David Cameron or Boris Johnson will be prime minister. (I can't decide which is worse.)

And finally!

All our bums will drop off!

So tonight I'm getting drunk and will stay in that state until we are all murdered in our beds on Friday morning! Goodby Cruel world!

You could be right!