The Fantasy Dictator Thread....

[gary in derby]

Sara Beeny

 

[Drago]

Carol Vorderman.

She'd then be on the stamps, and I'd finally get to lick her...




I'll get my coat.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Dave Grohl

 

[Maz]

Borat

 

[gary in derby]

sooty

 

[Andrew_Culture]

boris johnson

Careful what you wish for!

 

[Maz]

sooty

A puppet dictator.

 

[tyred]

Del Trotter.

 

[Andy_R]

Stephen Fry

 

[Hilldodger]

Dave Brailsford. Dave is the kind of guy who HATES failure, if your a dosser or a low life then you won't last long in Dave's world. He would employ his 'marginal gains' theories over every aspect of the running of Britain. We would within 5 years be one of the world super-powers once again!

THIS THREAD CAN NOW BE CLOSED!

Yeah, sponsored by f***ing Sky.

 

[gary in derby]

Yeah, sponsored by f***ing Sky.

falling sky?

 

[MontyVeda]

Carol Vorderman.

She'd then be on the stamps, and I'd finally get to lick her...




I'll get my coat.

actually Drago, we'll get your coat for you... just so we're sure you've got your coat... we'll even hold the door open, just to help you on your way... you warped warped man!

however, at least you have a reason for nominating Vorderman, sordid it may be, I can respect that... unlike the rest of 'em who want sooty, bojo, and borat for no reason!

 

[Archie_tect]

Sooty? ...you don't want to make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

 

[Archie_tect]

Michael Palin... he's seen enough of the madness in the world to know when things are going pear-shaped.

+ he, like any normal person- unlike the narcissists, wouldn't want to do it which is the best reason why he should.