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The Forest

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Tetedelacourse, 23 Aug 2007.

  1. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    > A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
    > Upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
    > The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, why do you do
    > this? Come with me running through the forest. You'll see, you'll feel
    > so much better!"
    > The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
    > running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
    > So the rabbit again says, "Elephant, my friend, why do you do this?
    > Think about your health! Come running with us through the
    > pretty forest.
    > You'll see, you'll feel so good!"
    > The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then
    > tosses them to the floor and starts running with the rabbit
    > and giraffe.
    >
    > The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion, my
    > friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with
    > us through the sunny forest. You will feel so good!"
    > The lion looks at him, puts down his needle and starts to
    > beat the sh*t
    > out of the little rabbit.
    > As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
    > "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
    > The lion answers, "That little f*cker makes me run around the forest
    > like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
     
  2. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    :biggrin:
     
  3. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    Like it Tete, I will have to try and find some help in keeping the smiles coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!