The Forest

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> A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
> Upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
> The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, why do you do
> this? Come with me running through the forest. You'll see, you'll feel
> so much better!"
> The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
> running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
> So the rabbit again says, "Elephant, my friend, why do you do this?
> Think about your health! Come running with us through the
> pretty forest.
> You'll see, you'll feel so good!"
> The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then
> tosses them to the floor and starts running with the rabbit
> and giraffe.
>
> The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion, my
> friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with
> us through the sunny forest. You will feel so good!"
> The lion looks at him, puts down his needle and starts to
> beat the sh*t
> out of the little rabbit.
> As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
> "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
> The lion answers, "That little f*cker makes me run around the forest
> like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
 

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