> A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles > Upon a giraffe rolling a joint. > The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, why do you do > this? Come with me running through the forest. You'll see, you'll feel > so much better!" > The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off > running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. > So the rabbit again says, "Elephant, my friend, why do you do this? > Think about your health! Come running with us through the > pretty forest. > You'll see, you'll feel so good!" > The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then > tosses them to the floor and starts running with the rabbit > and giraffe. > > The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion, my > friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with > us through the sunny forest. You will feel so good!" > The lion looks at him, puts down his needle and starts to > beat the sh*t > out of the little rabbit. > As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, > "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" > The lion answers, "That little f*cker makes me run around the forest > like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"