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It's awful for you to be the joke of everyone's butts, Stuart. And you take it like a man..splendid!....for a beautiful butt ... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/......

It's awful for you to be the joke of everyone's butts, Stuart. And you take it like a man..splendid!....for a beautiful butt ... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/......
that's no way to speak to Mr. G!!!!!
We should be ok for tyres. I'm fitting new ones to our bikes, which means that there will be four or five 4Seasons tyres in the van.
We'll have new tyres. I'll look at the brake blocks, and probably replace them. The transmission is pretty new, and currently well-adjusted (and is high spec). I'll clean the chain and relubricate it (and probably bring lube with us).
I will try and make sense of the instructions for the disc brake, and try and locate a replacement disc. We've got replacement pads. The instructions promise me that replacement brake fluid is easily available from corner garages (but not from bike shops).
Anything else?
And I'm with Simon on clean shorts every day. A full body stretch regime at the end of every day, a cold shower on my legs and a 20-minute walk every evening should take care of the muscles.
I was thinking of packing my shed, actually, which would save lots of time because it contains all my other bikes, which we could then use as our own bikes wore out. Thus far I remain unsure if the lawn mower should come alomg as well, you never know, we might need a patch of freshly-mown grass to sit on and have lunch.Why don't we just save time by taking a spare bike each?![]()
there'll be a track pump on the van. I wouldn't bother with spare 25mm tyres - if you have a split and have to throw a tyre away, then you'd use one of the spares as a stopgap. If you ride on 650s then a spare would be goodAnything a little bigger than 23s, i run 28s but have spare 25s should I bring them.
Fitting new callipers next week shall I pack the old?
I have a spare front wheel if you want me to bring that along.
What about tools, a Workstand or a Track pump?
If we didn't have the van I'd take nothing more than I take on a night ride. Multi-tools, spare tubes, tyre levers, chain link, chain tool (which has come in handy) and Tim O. The van affords us a luxury we wouldn't otherwise have.We crossed France on the (other) tandem - 1100 miles or so. We were carrying a complete bike's worth of tools and spares, including gear and brake cables, chain links, even a replacement chainring in case the one we had on was geared too high.
In fact the only things we needed were:
A spare inner tube
Tyre levers
A spare tyre. Since the one round my middle was the wrong size, we had a folding one.
A spanner when we discovered that the folding tyre was slightly fatter than the usual tyre and fouled the mudguard. We didn't have one the right size.
I may dig out the brake and gear cables, on the grounds that tandem cables are a little longer than solo bike - but I don't know if the nipples are right, and they'll travel in the van. Otherwise it's just tubes, levers, and a multitool.
Who managed to recklessly schedule the Fridays Tour in the decisive part of the group phase of the EURO 2012, by the way?
We really have to make sure that we'll be able to watch all the three England games of the tournament.
And the really important fixtures, of course. :-)