Breakfast when cycle camping:
boil water in Swedish ex-army meths burner, like a Trangia. While this is happening, get dressed and get tent down and pack everything. About 20 minutes.
Chuck tin of kippers into the water.
Take out tin after 7 minutes of boiling, leave to cool for a few minutes. Fill small mug with water and Oat-so-Simple, empty rest of boiling water into plastic coffee filter holder thingy with paper filter half full of coffee, sitting over yellow plastic Mug One Pint, Troops for The Use Of.
Eat kippers from tin, eat Oat-so-simple from small mug, drink pint of coffee.
Chuck tin in plastic bag with coffee paper. Lick spoon.
Load bike. Ride.