The Guardian Thursday quiz, 2026 edition.

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richardfm

Guru
Location
Cardiff
7
 

No Ta Doctor

Veteran
OP
OP
M

Mad Doug Biker

Mediocrity Manifest.
Location
Craggy Island
An absolutely tragic 4/15
In my defence, I was pretty much a puddle for most of the week, and now the heatwave has finally ended here and I can open my windows again, I was woken this morning at 6:30 by the council starting to remove the road surface directly outside my bedroom.

If you were a poodle, what are you this week?
 

No Ta Doctor

Veteran
If you were a poodle, what are you this week?

Well it was a puddle rather than a dog breed, but if I had been a poodle last week then this week I'd be some sort of annoyed yappy thing that's basically just angry at everything and has zero chill whatsoever. That's what early morning roadworks outside my bedroom do to me.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
6/15
 

classic33

Leg End Member
T'would appear confusion has set in, with two still to post a score. Maybe they stayed up to catch the match. Here's the points, and positions as they currently stand.

1 T4tomo 264
2 steverob 260
3 ianrauk 259
4 C R 255
5 Mad Doug Biker 237
6 richardfm 227
7 No Ta Doctor 219(231)
8 BrumJim 208
9 VinSumRox 201
10 slow scot 191
11 classic33 152
12 Electric_Andy 137
13 Tashman 86
14 lazybloke 44
15 mistyoptic 27
16 the_mikey 13

No Ta Doctor, no points to give as he never posted a score. He's woken up and you have another 12. Nice of him.
 
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