The HMHB Lyric Thread

[TVC]

Following on from the little quiz by Rhythm Thief in Chuffys Motley Crue thread, how about a Half Man Half Biscuit lyric game (somehow I don't think there will be any female contributions to this thread).

So here goes, name the song, winner stays on and sets the next lyric:

An easy one to start

"As I was walking round my local store, looking for the ten pence off the door"

 

[alecstilleyedye]

****in' 'ell, it's fred titmus

"ali bongo's good at contortionism…"

 

[PaulB]

"As I was walking round my local store, looking for the ten pence off the door"

It's "ten pence off Lenor" actually. And the song is "****in' 'ell; it's Fred Titmus". Am I right? Is it my go? Ooh, ooh, where to start?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

no - see above

 

[PaulB]

no - see above

Aye, you were first! You're up!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

"ali bongo's good at contortionism…"

…

 

[PaulB]

Duh! Reflections in A flat.

Right, here's mine.

Fresh bread, kalaidoscope, Kinder Scout and Mam Tor.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

split single with happy lounge labelmates

"busk when it's christmas, you only busk when it's christmas"

 

[Chuffy]

split single with happy lounge labelmates

"busk when it's christmas, you only busk when it's christmas"

Sh*t Arm Bad Tattoo.


"Twmpa Twmpa, you're gonna need a jumper"

 

[PaulB]

Sh*t Arm Bad Tattoo.


"Twmpa Twmpa, you're gonna need a jumper"

Lord Hereford's Knob.


Can you hear Talvin Singh?

 

[Chuffy]

Lord Hereford's Knob.


Can you hear Talvin Singh?

Blood On the Quad

"Sorry sir, didn't bring the Gameboy"

 

[PaulB]

"Sorry sir, didn't bring the Gameboy"

Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show.



With wattle and daub 'neath the silvery moon.

 

[Chuffy]

Oooh, you got me there. I don't think I've got that....

To Google!

 

[PaulB]

Oooh, you got me there. I don't think I've got that....

(it rhymes)

 

[Chuffy]

Crap. I do have it, I just don't remember that line...