The hyperbole thread ...

[XmisterIS]

Today I achieved a top speed of 45mph, uphill and into a headwind, while eating a cheese sandwich and playing solitaire. I didn't even break sweat.

I challenge you to beat that feat! You couldn't make it up! Truth is stranger than fiction!

 

[Jezston]

You were on a bus?

 

[Fab Foodie]

This is without doubt, the most amazing, ground-breaking, innovative imaginative and toweringly important threads of all time, the quintissential, internet post, decisive, witty, nay, ball-achingly funny thread ever, but with great insight and delicacy and a certain post-modern irony (just for dell that bit) ... in fact this is the most fantastic thread of all time (did I say that already?), since creation, it's author a God amongst the keyboard surfing glitterati.
Amen and praise the Lord for this thread he has given to us this beautiful and righteous day.

 

[TVC]

Whilst on the commute on my single speed I came across Mark Cavendish. He challenged me to a race to the next lamp post. I of course won, but you'll not hear about that in any of his tweets.

 

[Fnaar]

I invented the Tour de France

 

[wildjetskier]

Whilst on my individual time trial in La Vuelta I happened across James Blunt in a brokendown Landrover, singing I'm Beautiful. He was wearing a Lycra mankini, I shot him.

 

[Red Light]

A beautiful young girl made a pass at me this morning.

 

[ianrauk]

I am the man from the pub.
I invented Cheese & Pelmets, but not at the same time.
My Cheese invention I am very proud of, Pelmet's less so.