Here goes - and possibly in danger of getting this very wrong....
A) Please don't wobble quite so much. 3-4ft wobbles (I kid you not) at random times does you nor other cyclists any favours at all. And it may possibly kill you at some point....
B) I can understand you avoiding the 'door zone' when passing parked cars.... but do you really need to stay in the same position in the road when there are NO parked cars? 100 yards to the next parked car and you staying quite so far out in the road will lead to an awful lot of grief.
C) When you think a car is too close, if you have to swing markedly out from secondary position to try and tap on his/her roof to make a point - and nearly fall off as you are swerving madly with one hand on the bars - then you are not in danger and they are not too close!!!
D) Taking primary at the little islands / calming islands, does make some sense; BUT COME ON.... there is more than enough room to pass at many of them and the one I witnessed will just p1ss car drivers off and achieve nothing - it may even rile people enough to put you in danger!!! (Not that I agree with that one jot.)
E) If someone politely suggests that you should not give chase to someone who you think was too close - he was nowhere near you - then maybe you need to look in the mirror a bit more? At least you didn't bite my head off I suppose!
A) Please don't wobble quite so much. 3-4ft wobbles (I kid you not) at random times does you nor other cyclists any favours at all. And it may possibly kill you at some point....

B) I can understand you avoiding the 'door zone' when passing parked cars.... but do you really need to stay in the same position in the road when there are NO parked cars? 100 yards to the next parked car and you staying quite so far out in the road will lead to an awful lot of grief.
C) When you think a car is too close, if you have to swing markedly out from secondary position to try and tap on his/her roof to make a point - and nearly fall off as you are swerving madly with one hand on the bars - then you are not in danger and they are not too close!!!
D) Taking primary at the little islands / calming islands, does make some sense; BUT COME ON.... there is more than enough room to pass at many of them and the one I witnessed will just p1ss car drivers off and achieve nothing - it may even rile people enough to put you in danger!!! (Not that I agree with that one jot.)
E) If someone politely suggests that you should not give chase to someone who you think was too close - he was nowhere near you - then maybe you need to look in the mirror a bit more? At least you didn't bite my head off I suppose!