The Inevitable Has Happened

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winjim

Straddle the line, discord and rhyme
I'm starting to find men in lycra attractive.

Oh God. Help.
This could be an interesting development, considering that I have just been threatened with divorce for ordering a pair of bib knickers.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Do you prefer muscular or stick-insect?

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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
i always find women in Lycra very hot . seeing myself in a mirror , not sure how you ladies find men in Lycra hot but glad some of you do
I am getting old and beyond the mating thing so I have little interest in women (or men!) finding me hot. I am content for them not to throw things, jeer, or spontaneously vomit upon catching sight of me! :laugh:

I wear baggy shorts on most rides these days but on a proper hot day I'll be forced back into lycra to avoid overheating. :heat:
 

cyberknight

As long as I breathe, I attack.
I am getting old and beyond the mating thing so I have little interest in women (or men!) finding me hot. I am content for them not to throw things, jeer, or spontaneously vomit upon catching sight of me! :laugh:

I wear baggy shorts on most rides these days but on a proper hot day I'll be forced back into lycra to avoid overheating. :heat:
I am just getting to the age where i realize that anyone i see thats "hot " is either gonna be married or too young, i mean my younger sister has that are adults so i am officially an mamil .
No good flirting with waitresses anymore :sad:
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I am just getting to the age where i realize that anyone i see thats "hot " is either gonna be married or too young, i mean my younger sister has that are adults so i am officially an mamil .
No good flirting with waitresses anymore :sad:
I never flirted with anybody in the first place, but it is nice having a good excuse not to bother!

I realised a few winters back that something had changed when I saw a group of young women scantily clad in Santa Claus outfits outside a pub and my immediate reaction was 'If they are not careful, they will catch their death of cold'! ^_^
 
I am just getting to the age where i realize that anyone i see thats "hot " is either gonna be married or too young, i mean my younger sister has that are adults so i am officially an mamil .
No good flirting with waitresses anymore :sad:

There was a DJ on Radio Solent who used to walk in to work across the Common just as the young ladies wew coming back across the common after a night out.

His moment of revelation was when one scantily attired young lady provoked the thought:

"She must be cold, why isn't she wearing a coat or jacket"
 
As for waitresses.....

I had one reach out and hold my hand the other day!

Because she wanted to count out my change in case I hadn't seen I had the right money!
 

young Ed

Veteran
never thought of lycra as being 'hot', on men or women
i never was flirting and never will be!
Cheers Ed
 

young Ed

Veteran
As for waitresses.....

I had one reach out and hold my hand the other day!

Because she wanted to count out my change in case I hadn't seen I had the right money!
she scared you were going blind? not to be rude but if so then i think it might be time to admit you are not of your prime age and definitely passed the dating days :sad:
Cheers Ed
 
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