The inventor of predictive text died this week ....

[Fab Foodie]

....his fun roll is tomato....

 

[TVC]

I think we've had that one in Any Good Jokes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

several times

 

[Markymark]

So







Many









Times

 

[Globalti]

The inventor of the USB died and was buried last week as well. They lowered his coffin, took it back out, turned it over then realised they'd got it right the first time....

A pal of mine grows bonsai trees, business is booming and he's already looking for smaller premises.

Labour will probably win the election - they're going to let Diane Abbott count the votes.

 

[User33236]

Any Good Jokes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

One thread is plenty.

That's for 'Good Jokes'. The ones in this thread clearly aren't

 

[booze and cake]

Nobody saw that coming.

 

[Markymark]

That's for 'Good Jokes'.

You wouldn't know by reading most of them.....

 

[MontyVeda]

Never got on with predictive text.

I know a few people called Rachael and PT always changed it to Rabid... and if i wanted to tell people that i was in The Bobbin (a pub), PT always changed Bobbin to Cocane

 

[Smokin Joe]

My mate's girlfriend dumped him over using predictive text.

"I'm coming over tonight and I am going to kick your puppy"

 

[EltonFrog]

The inventor of jugs died today as well. Tributes are pouring in.

 

[tyred]

 

[Shaun]

Never mind predictive text, I want to know if the Ford team were a bit sozzled when they created the voice control system that allows you to say "Call ..." and have it connect you. I have to say "hewume" for home, shorten my surname to call the daughter, and when I try to call my wife by saying her first name I get 'Rob the mechanic' (who's a great mechanic and cracking value for money, but isn't my wife!).

 

[TVC]

Never mind predictive text, I want to know if the Ford team were a bit sozzled when they created the voice control system that allows you to say "Call ..." and have it connect you. I have to say "hewume" for home, shorten my surname to call the daughter, and when I try to call my wife by saying her first name I get 'Rob the mechanic' (who's a great mechanic and cracking value for money, but isn't my wife!).

So how long have you been having an affair with Rob the Mechanic that your car thinks you are married?

 

[AndyRM]

Never mind predictive text, I want to know if the Ford team were a bit sozzled when they created the voice control system that allows you to say "Call ..." and have it connect you. I have to say "hewume" for home, shorten my surname to call the daughter, and when I try to call my wife by saying her first name I get 'Rob the mechanic' (who's a great mechanic and cracking value for money, but isn't my wife!).

The struggle is real.