The inventor of predictive text died this week ....

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TVC

Guest
I think we've had that one in Any Good Jokes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
several times
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
The inventor of the USB died and was buried last week as well. They lowered his coffin, took it back out, turned it over then realised they'd got it right the first time....

A pal of mine grows bonsai trees, business is booming and he's already looking for smaller premises.

Labour will probably win the election - they're going to let Diane Abbott count the votes.
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
Never got on with predictive text.

I know a few people called Rachael and PT always changed it to Rabid... and if i wanted to tell people that i was in The Bobbin (a pub), PT always changed Bobbin to Cocane :wacko:
 
My mate's girlfriend dumped him over using predictive text.

"I'm coming over tonight and I am going to kick your puppy"
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
RIP.jpg
 

Shaun

Founder
Moderator
Never mind predictive text, I want to know if the Ford team were a bit sozzled when they created the voice control system that allows you to say "Call ..." and have it connect you. I have to say "hewume" for home, shorten my surname to call the daughter, and when I try to call my wife by saying her first name I get 'Rob the mechanic' (who's a great mechanic and cracking value for money, but isn't my wife!).
 

TVC

Guest
Never mind predictive text, I want to know if the Ford team were a bit sozzled when they created the voice control system that allows you to say "Call ..." and have it connect you. I have to say "hewume" for home, shorten my surname to call the daughter, and when I try to call my wife by saying her first name I get 'Rob the mechanic' (who's a great mechanic and cracking value for money, but isn't my wife!).
So how long have you been having an affair with Rob the Mechanic that your car thinks you are married?
 

AndyRM

XOXO
Location
North Shields
Never mind predictive text, I want to know if the Ford team were a bit sozzled when they created the voice control system that allows you to say "Call ..." and have it connect you. I have to say "hewume" for home, shorten my surname to call the daughter, and when I try to call my wife by saying her first name I get 'Rob the mechanic' (who's a great mechanic and cracking value for money, but isn't my wife!).

The struggle is real.

 
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