The joke went too far, now I'm being reported by the BBC

[threebikesmcginty]

bullpuckey there is no such thing, something is either aggressive or it isn't...being aggressive while trying to give off a façade of non-aggression isn't being passive it's being a self congratulating snidey tosser

Yeah, and mac ought to know...





*adds bullpuckey to good word list*

 

[ufkacbln]

Infamy infamy, they've all got it in for me.

Surely Outfamy in this case?

Oufamy, Outfamy, they've put furniture out for me

 

[Saluki]

Only in Suffolk is that regarded as news.

That would be regarded as news in Norfolk too

 

[captain nemo1701]

One got dumped on the Bristol Railway Path:


It's still there, slowly falling apart

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Who 'stroves' to keep the streets clean??

Nobody. They might do one of the following, though: strives, striving, strove, striven

 

[Saluki]

We uplifted a washing machine the other day. I will plug it in soon to see if it works.

 

[Sara_H]

I often leave unwanted items on the pavement outside my home with a note saying "free to good home". They always disapear quietly.

Saves the hassle of advertising on freecycle and arranging pick up times etc.

 

[Brains]

I often leave unwanted items on the pavement outside my home with a note saying "free to good home". They always disapear quietly.

Saves the hassle of advertising on freecycle and arranging pick up times etc.

We have two ex members of the band Squeeze living in the road.
Have several times put items out with "take me I'm yours" written on them, they have always gone same day

 

[Pale Rider]

We have two ex members of the band Squeeze living in the road.
Have several times put items out with "take me I'm yours" written on them

Put out a mattress and add: "because dreams are made of this".