The Jokes Thread

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Mr Phoebus

New Member
Two chaps were looking in a shop window admiring the plasma TV's.
One said to the other "Ooh, I really like that 40" one over there"
His mate replied "Nah! That's the one I'd get"
Cyclops overheard this, then started laying into him.
 

red_tom

New Member
Location
East London
I had an accident with some farm machinery.

It was harrowing.
 

col

Legendary Member
It seems my jokes were found offensive by some,please accept my apologies as that was not the intent,they made me laugh when i heard them,as simple as that:smile:ill be a bit more careful in what i post in the future,again sorry about that:blush:
 

col

Legendary Member
The CN Tower is Canada's most recognizable and celebrated icon and it
celebrated its 30th anniversary last year.

At a height of 553.33m (1,815 ft., 5 inches), it's the World's Tallest
Building, almost twice as tall as the Eiffel Tower and is able to withstand
an earthquake of 8.5 on the Richter scale.

It's also an important telecommunications hub, and the centre of tourism in
Toronto.

Check out the photo, it's a real masterpiece.
 
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urbanrider

urbanrider

New Member
Location
london
col said:
The CN Tower is Canada's most recognizable and celebrated icon and it
celebrated its 30th anniversary last year.

At a height of 553.33m (1,815 ft., 5 inches), it's the World's Tallest
Building, almost twice as tall as the Eiffel Tower and is able to withstand
an earthquake of 8.5 on the Richter scale.

It's also an important telecommunications hub, and the centre of tourism in
Toronto.

Check out the photo, it's a real masterpiece.

Now there's a couple of mountings i wouldn't mind riding :sad:
keep it clean lads, keep it clean ;)
 

Tetedelacourse

New Member
Location
Rosyth
I've been up there. An experience I'll never forget!!
 

stevenb

New Member
Location
South Beds.
A farmer won an award for growing phalic shaped vegetables in his field in the suffolk countryside. Since his recent fame he's having trouble with squatters.
 
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