The Kim Jong-Un Photo Opportunity Thread

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I've been playing the long game, 10 months I've had this avatar, just so that today I can feel relevant.

Is it Christmas already?

 

[Aperitif]

"You're an ugly little git aren't you? You'll go far...Here, let me twist your ear so you burst into tears..."

 

[ColinJ]

Or ...

"The Bb7 chord is harder than it looks. If you're not careful, your 3rd finger will slip off the A string. Remember - PRACTISE, PRACTISE, PRACTISE!"

 

[ColinJ]

How dare you.... the Glorious Leader doesn't have to practice. He picked up the guitar and was immediately better than Yepes or Miloš Karadaglić*.

You should be strapped to the front of an anti-aircraft gun for insulting the Most Magnificent Guitar Player Ever.







*Who has to be the sexiest guitarist ever... I so would.

You misunderstood me - the Glorious Leader is giving the lesson to his inadequate minions!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

marmion can do one, I'm voting no.

 

[Aperitif]

You misunderstood me - the Glorious Leader is giving the lesson to his inadequate minions!

The bloke taking notes is a flat Major...he was steamrollered last week.
People's Rolling Machine Operative No1 trying to go flat out...

 

[Aperitif]

marmion can do one, I'm voting no.

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Is that a Scots pine? Most of them do.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

marmion can do one, I'm voting no.

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Aye, just aboot sums up the no voters.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Aye, just aboot sums up the no voters.

Winners?

 

[swee'pea99]

Aye, just aboot sums up the no voters.

'It has never been hard to tell the difference between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine' - P.G. Wodehouse

 

[Aperitif]

'It has never been hard to tell the difference between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine' - P.G. Wodehouse

Funny how this festival is shifting from Kim Jung Un to Stur Ji On...
The other chap was a McDisciple... People's Fish Name No1

 

[Aperitif]

"Finchley is a reafy suburb...just here will do. All their posh supermarkets have rocket - they will not notice one of ours arriving. Just mind Wing Yip, that's all"

 

[User169]

I occasionally receive e-mails from a "law firm" in Pyongyang - usually to let me know when they're going to be on their hols.

I'll dob you lot in next time I get one.

 

[Fab Foodie]

"Finchley is a reafy suburb...just here will do. All their posh supermarkets have rocket - they will not notice one of ours arriving. Just mind Wing Yip, that's all"

I nearly spat my Affligem out .....

 

[Fab Foodie]

OK everybody, join in and practice, let me demonstrate again ..... and this is how you catch a ball ....