I'd like others to stop and talk to me if I'm fixing a bike at the side of the road. Even if I know exactly what I'm doing, you might just turn up at the point where I discover I don't have some crucial tool, and maybe you have. Or perhaps it's unfixable, but my phone's just conkedo ut. Or maybe it's all under control but I'm just pissed off and you'll cheer me up....
On Monday night as I rode home, I saw a guy pushing his bike along the road towards me. To begin with I thought it might be Mrs Uncle Phil, who sometimes cycles out to meet me, but it wasn't. He'd cycled from York to Pickering on a horrid Asda-style full suspension mountain bike, to take a look at the Moors steam railway. He was unemployed and hoping to get a job with them, or at least a bit of engineering experience. He'd then spent his return train fare taking a trip on the steam trains, and was planning to cycle all the way back to Huddersfield - before midnight, in order to satisfy his probation conditions! - and a puncture half-way down Terrington Bank wasn't helping. He'd walked from there to Flaxton.
Ten out of ten for determination, zero for planning...
Anway, did I have puncture tools? I had, but not a pump that'd fit his Schrader valves. But since Mrs Uncle Phil was on the way, and she has one of the dual-purpose pumps, we took out the tube. Unable to find the hole in the fading light with my fading eyesight, we gave up and shoved in one of my spare tubes (fortunately I had one for our tandem in my bag). And then the missus showed up and we pumped it up.
It was getting dark by now, and he had no lights, nothing reflective. He was planning to cycle to York and Leeds along the A64, then home to Huddersfield. He wasn't going to make it by midnight, and with no lights, he probably wasn't going to make it at all. In the end we 'lent' him a reflector jacket and £20 for a ticket and sent him towards York station. He promised to post it back when he got paid, but I'm not holding my breath. But at least our consciences were easier knowing that he wasn't setting out on a suicide mission.