The Light Paper

[annedonnelly]

We get a lot of charity bags pushed through the letterbox here. And the occasional takeaway menu.

Today's offering is a newspaper called The Light Paper. I think it'll try to tell me that COVID is a hoax and that I wasted my time having the booster the other day.

Don't think I'm that desperate for reading material but old newspapers are always useful for cleaning out the bird cage!

 

[biggs682]

You could always cut it up and use it as toilet paper 😅

 

[PeteXXX]

I normally save unwanted 'literature' to pop in unwanted 'enclosed envelopes' and send them to each other..

Petty and childish, I know, but it amuses me and keeps Royal Mail in business.

 

[cougie uk]

I just googled it. 28 pages of propaganda and a few pages selling gold, food laced with gold and some magical water filters.

I hope it's expensive to publish for them.

Dangerous people.

 

[T4tomo]

Light the fire Paper?

 

[Time Waster]

Newspapers are only good for drying out shoes and boots. Plus if you use the online papers you get to choose which ones you print and use in case the binmen judge you for your secret express or mail reads.

I return credit card, preapproved applications back to the companies with marker pen politely asking them to take my details off their mailing lists. Usually it takes doing it four times before that happens.

Much better than sending them to each other because it is better not to be sent them in the first place which my method actually manages to achieve almost every time I've done it.

 

[Chris S]

And the occasional takeaway menu.

I got one from a Chinese takeaway saying all their food was halal. They had sweet and sour pork on the menu

 

[Reynard]

Yup, light-the-fire paper.

Also used to wrap up kitchen waste prior to putting in the green wheelie bin and for cleaning out the cats' litter trays.

 

[Tenkaykev]

I got one from a Chinese takeaway saying all their food was halal. They had sweet and sour pork on the menu

Popped in to the Cafe attached to one of the local churches on Saturday. Mrs Tenkaykev's " Vegan Breakfast " came with a couple of pats of Anchor butter and two fried eggs 🤔

 

[tyred]

I keep them for protecting the floor if I decide to work on the bike in the kitchen.

 

[Pale Rider]

Piers Corbyn says 'it's the best damn paper I've ever read', which most wouldn't see as much of a recommendation.

https://thelightpaper.co.uk/

 

[T4tomo]

He clearly reads lot of utter utter tosh

..as well as speaking such...

 

[Arrowfoot]

I have this weird desire to join their endeavour just to understand their thought process and get to know them as individuals.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Well if you get a power cut in a storm you’ll have materials to light a fire

 

[Alex321]

Popped in to the Cafe attached to one of the local churches on Saturday. Mrs Tenkaykev's " Vegan Breakfast " came with a couple of pats of Anchor butter and two fried eggs 🤔

Not run by Austrians by any chance?

I have twice, in two separate hotels in Austria, seen the vegetarian option on one day include ham.