The List Month

[Shut Up Legs]

December always seems to be the month when newspapers (online or otherwise) come up with lists, generally carefully calculated to stir up controversy, e.g.

• Best albums of 2013;
• Worst albums of 2013;
• Best fillums of 2013;
• Worst... blah, blah, blah...

Bloody lists! Although, I find that sometimes reading the comments about these lists provides me with far more entertainment than the list itself.

(Let me know if the above list doth offend thee, and I shall remove it, replacing it with a table, or a graph, or a silly childlike scrawl on a sheet of paper then painstakingly scanned, converted, and attached to this post... ).

 

[Dave 123]

My wife regularly compiles a list for me.
I ignore it!

 

[Puddles]

The one thing on my list this year is to have no lists (apart from the list I'll get from a little too much Sauvignon blanc)

Have you told your Mummy this yet Rocky?

 

[asterix]

...
(Let me know if the above list doth offend thee, and I shall remove it, replacing it with a table, or a graph, or a silly childlike scrawl on a sheet of paper then painstakingly scanned, converted, and attached to this post... ).

So you, knowing full well that lists are controversial, put up a list of the s*dding things. You are just out to wind us up and cause trouble, I know your sort.