The Lynx effect.. or not, as the case may be..

[wafflycat]

Man sues over lack of Lynx effect

"A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products."

"Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £26,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.
Court officials in New Delhi have agreed to order forensic laboratory tests on dozens of his half-used Lynx body washes, shampoos, anti-perspirants and hair gels."

 

[PaulB]

What a loser! That's an attitude nature will weed out of the gene pool by not letting him get in a position to breed.

 

[addictfreak]

What a loser! That's an attitude nature will weed out of the gene pool by not letting him get in a position to breed.

Anyone using Lynx should be sterilised anyway

 

[Globalti]

Maybe he doesn't realise that the perfumes in big brands like Lynx are all panel-winners anyway so not only will everybody be wearing them but everybody will like them a bit as they are unremarkable smells.

 

[thomas]

haha....

 

[Headgardener]

Anyone using Lynx should be sterilised anyway

Oi! Mind you don't think it works anyway as I have not been inundated with offers when I do wear it.