The main man.........NSFW

[Fnaar]

Freebikes McGinty
'im kinda squinty*
Rides on roads dat are flinty
Eating a minty... (OK, back to work now)



(*possibly, we have never met; other eye defects are available)

 

[Fnaar]

Dis Fred could run and run
Rivallin' da tea one
Or da "tell a lie" one
Dat I ain't been on
For a long time
I don't know quite why.
Or da music chain
Which was fryin' ma brain
So I take a rest from dem
For a while, until I get my mojo back.

 

[jayonabike]

Da CC Rap fred
where all come and said
what milage they dun
cyclin in da sun
bustin a rhyme
on cycle route 59*

*other routes are available

 

[Archie_tect]

Jay, he sell me da speshul one,
it gimme plenty wicked fun...
but keep ya paws
off ma dawes.
You has no cause
to ride widdout ya lights on
so get ya to da 'cathlon*
Sweet!
*other LBS are available.

 

[Fnaar]

Ma heatin' broke down
So I is sittin' round
Waiting for da boiler man
He sat outside inna his van
Eatin' a sandwich
He on his lunch break
Dat much I can take
But me knackaaz freezin, man!
Brass monkeys dem a come
Me want me heat on
So I can get on
With the work that I had rather assumed that I would be able to accomplish today.

 

[MarkF]

put up 4 DJ Smile
now all dis rime
just making me rile
quit with the thread
or soon be dead
fill ya wi dread
no more rime, I man do time
pop pop wi mi track pump
deep inna rump
final mofo warning

 

[fossyant]

Such tallent !

 

[jayonabike]

Marky F man
you started dis ting
wiv ya u tube linkin

 

[Fnaar]

Dat Marky F man
No can quit now, man
We mek dis run and run
Probably with a slowly dwindling number of participants, if I'm honest.

 

[addictfreak]

My little offering of geordie culture


View: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8KQ3tucraY4

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Marky F man
you started dis ting
wiv ya u tube linkin

Don't worry jay
he's just pantin and puffin
he can't do nuffin
he's in Yorkshire
all they do is talk yeah

 

[Archie_tect]

We gotta save face man...
Dis ain't no hip replacemen'.
You gotta strive
...get the jive
Build it - get alive...
Gimme five!*
*assuming a full digital complement.

 

[jayonabike]

In da fuucha
Just me an Fnaar
running dis ting
as everyone else
realize it gettin borin'
easy now

 

[Fnaar]

Check it.
Dat @addictfreak man man
'im come from Boldon
Where rappin' it a born
And hijack by da 'Mericans
Who sell it back to we
Inna style of da MC
But we claimin' it as ours
As witnessed through this thread.

 

[Fnaar]

In da fuucha
Just me an Fnaar
running dis ting
as everyone else
realize it gettin borin'
easy now

Seen. bro, seen. Check it.