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I recently test drove a Volvo and found I immediately disliked cyclist as soon as I sat in it.
To save my soul I ran home and went for a long ride…
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Just do one, ok?
This is another arrogant pri#k one that does the rounds every year. Shame you don't see tractor drivers being considerate to other road users very often🤡👹
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From a pissed off farmer:
A polite-ish notice to all cyclists on country roads during harvest.
Please understand I have zero issues with you using the roads to ride your bicycle, I’m all for exercising and if slipping in to a lycra suit and impaling your self on a dick shaped bike seat for hours keeps you satisfied then each to their own.
If I’m driving a car I always give plenty of ‘safe space’ when passing cyclists which is only fair, we know how sensitive you are to your requested road space, you have just as much right to the roads as anyone....
HOWEVER,
if I’m coming at you in a fecking great tractor with 20 tons behind me on a single track road, do me and yourself a favour and STOP for one second, either move as far over to your side of the road or just step on to the verge if there is one, so I can pass safely, do not just continue at full speed and then piss and moan as you go past because if it goes wrong you’ll end up being pressure washed off a tractor wheel.
Unfortunately for you we take all your space and we can’t help it, so unless you want to lend a hand either changing a tyre that’s blown out or shovelling up a spillage, then we’re not dropping our wheels into drainage grips so that you can continue your bicycle ride. Cars, horse riders and runners are capable of it, I seem to be missing something with cyclists, I presume either you don’t want to get your special bike dirty, you’re trying to beat your PB or more than likely you’re just a complete cock in general.
Regards your Road Safety Advocate for North Down 😂
With respect my friend - and I do genuinely think your intentions are good - this is just the beginning of a very long steep victim-blaming slope.
Next you will be blaming red-light jumpers for every child that has been mown down on the pavement, or my colleages who make jokes about "giving me a nudge" on the way home ...
"Sometimes I think we bring some of this on ourselves" get in the sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was a light hearted comment / joke hence the
as was the play on words of bicyclist / bi-cyclist, I'm sorry you weren't able to appreciate that.
I'm not sure that bleating on social media about rubbish you see on other social media is really helping or a worthwhile pastime. Just ignore it and ride your bike. Its not something that is worthy of analysis.
Eff them tractor drivers; they don't pay road tax! 😅😅
(Agricultural vehicles are included in the long list of VED exempt vehicles, most of which entitled meat-heads in cars are unaware of. Apparently).
The whole social meeja culture wars thing is bollocks isn't it. It's just so divorced from the real world. That's not to say it doesn't have real harmful effects, but it's still a load of bollocks.
Take that tractor driver thing. It's clearly a load of made up cobblers. Anyone who has ever driven any kind of vehicle down a country lane will know that while cyclists can be an irritant by going oh so slowly and taking aaaages, the real problem is oncoming traffic.
If I'm riding down a lane with few passing points with a vehicle up my arse I'll often pull in to a big driveway or what have you to let them pass unless I happen to have spied through the hedges a vehicle coming the other way. In that case I'll hold my position because I don't want to be stuck behind them for aaaages while they squeeze past each other.
Wooah there. That's a big leap to victim blaming and I'm not sure how you got there!
It was a Facebook post. I think most sensible cylclists would give way as soon a possible for their own safety. The "it's my road get out of my way" self important attitude that needs addressing by many road users. I recently followed a tractor @22mph for approximately 6 miles near Dorchester on the A35, passing many places where it would have been easy let the 40+ accumulated vehicles pass & ease congestion on a very busy road, but no, the driver was far too selfish🙄I'd like the address of the place you got that from, have a word with them about the legalities of close following and no front number plate on the highway, amongst other things.
I recently followed a tractor @22mph for approximately 6 miles near Dorchester on the A35, passing many places where it would have been easy let the 40+ accumulated vehicles pass & ease congestion on a very busy road, but no, the driver was far too selfish🙄

Aren't the bus and lorry drivers working for a living?and how long would it take said tractor driver to then get pulled back onto said busy road? 20-30 minutes until a big enough gap emerged, when (s)he's actually working for living. How much longer did your journey take 8 or 9 mins, possibly less probably saved you getting stuck behind that bus or lorry?![]()
Aren't the bus and lorry drivers working for a living?