tHE MId-wEEK jOKE !!!!!!!!!!!

[Abitrary]

If a cobbler makes and mends shoes, who lays a cobbled street? (Not a joke, but a genuine question).

And who ginnels a ginnel?????

 

[Dayvo]

Yes, I'm still smiling (I enjoyed it so much I turned round and cycled back on the same road) but obviously thought of ALL of you. I'm a fair type of girl.

Hehehe....

I hope you rode safely! I mean, I hope you didn't come off!

 

[graham56]

Have been working in Carlisle this week and amazed at the number of streets still cobbled, but surprisingly enough very few female cyclists.

 

[graham56]

I hope you rode safely! I mean, I hope you didn't come off!

 

[Cathryn]

Hehehe....

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans.
Got through to a call centre in Pakistan
Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......

 

[got-to-get-fit]

I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' '

 

[got-to-get-fit]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Father Duffy walks into the convent and sees sister rose washing the kitchen floor. He's overcome with desire and pushes her onto the ground. As he's shagging her the Rev Mother comes in.



'SISTER ROSE!!!' she roars 'Have some respect. Arch your back girl and keep Father Duffy's balls off the wet floor!!'

 

[got-to-get-fit]

A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.



His wife replies 'You've got a bigger dick than your brother'

 

[yenrod]

My, your an accomadating lady Cathryn

Remember last week's nun and cobbles joke? I cycled over some cobbles last night and thought of you lot