The minging swines
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Ganymede
Veteran
- Location
- Rural Kent
OP
OP
Leodis
Veteran
- Location
- Moortown, Leeds
When the summer cyclists refuse to cycle I move their towels to the locker room, which is fair as we only have ONE working towel rail.
downfader
extimus uero philosophus
- Location
- 'ampsheeeer
I've worked in catering all my life. I have a few stories (which I shall tone down a little)...
...customers place their used crockery on an automated carousel and I clear this away, giving things a wash. One day a tray came around and as I swept the rubbish in the bin my (THANKFULLY gloved) hand came into contact with something cotton and wet. I looked and realised I had just touched a used tampon.
...another time a customer pulled down her knickers and had a little poo. Then another customer complained and ranted at my colleague who rightfully refused to touch said log roll.
...sometimes customers don't like what we provide (and I dont blame them, its a faceless multinational with overpriced food and drink with very few staff left to serve it), so they balance a full paper cup of boiling coffee on an empty one and place the whole thing on a tray to the top shelf of the carousel. A few of us have nearly been burned, it was just instinct in feeling the balance and the weight of the object that makes you leap back.
...one of the students that came in last year (we get loads, they get a discount, and we get to know the faces) walked up to a bin with her rubbish and simply threw it on the floor in front. Not even an attempt to push it through the swing door.
...one of the toilets in the Gents changing room didn't get flushed after someone bombed a curry down there.
...few weeks back a fella came in, sat down for a meal with his family. I was emptying the bins at the time, just walked away from one I'd just changed the bag on and heard an almighty crash. He'd only thrown his crockery into it.
...customer came up to me one evening and said "someone has left his dentures in the gents by the sink!" I walked in there expecting to find a pair of gnashers, what I actually found was a box of around 12 or more display pieces a technician might tour with to show their handy work.
I could go on.
...customers place their used crockery on an automated carousel and I clear this away, giving things a wash. One day a tray came around and as I swept the rubbish in the bin my (THANKFULLY gloved) hand came into contact with something cotton and wet. I looked and realised I had just touched a used tampon.
...another time a customer pulled down her knickers and had a little poo. Then another customer complained and ranted at my colleague who rightfully refused to touch said log roll.
...sometimes customers don't like what we provide (and I dont blame them, its a faceless multinational with overpriced food and drink with very few staff left to serve it), so they balance a full paper cup of boiling coffee on an empty one and place the whole thing on a tray to the top shelf of the carousel. A few of us have nearly been burned, it was just instinct in feeling the balance and the weight of the object that makes you leap back.
...one of the students that came in last year (we get loads, they get a discount, and we get to know the faces) walked up to a bin with her rubbish and simply threw it on the floor in front. Not even an attempt to push it through the swing door.
...one of the toilets in the Gents changing room didn't get flushed after someone bombed a curry down there.
...few weeks back a fella came in, sat down for a meal with his family. I was emptying the bins at the time, just walked away from one I'd just changed the bag on and heard an almighty crash. He'd only thrown his crockery into it.
...customer came up to me one evening and said "someone has left his dentures in the gents by the sink!" I walked in there expecting to find a pair of gnashers, what I actually found was a box of around 12 or more display pieces a technician might tour with to show their handy work.
I could go on.
Arfcollins
Soft southerner.
- Location
- Fareham
Please do, I'm enjoying this.
vickster
Squire
Let us change this from "people" to "men"...women do not usually pee on the floor or a wall (or indeed up against a doorway on a Saturday night)
J.Primus
Senior Member
- Location
- Northerner living in London
Let us change this from "people" to "men"...women do not usually pee on the floor or a wall (or indeed up against a doorway on a Saturday night)
Hahahaha. You must work with some particularly well behaved women. I've worked in facilities management for 6 years and it is always the women's toilets that are the horror shows. The worst ones have to be using tampons to write on the walls. Or ladies hovering and missing and then leaving is fairly frequent. The stuff in the gents is usually the result of an accident but the women seem to do it on purpose.
e-rider
Banned member
- Location
- South West
I think 'people' is the most appropriate.Let us change this from "people" to "men"...women do not usually pee on the floor or a wall (or indeed up against a doorway on a Saturday night)
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
Go on lets wade into this thread.
There are people at work who are to lazy to lift the toilet seat up and pee all over it, cheers i really needed a dump but i am not sure i want to try and mop up you urine with tissues so i can sit down .
Note it is pretty much an all male environment and the male facilities do have urinals.
There are people at work who are to lazy to lift the toilet seat up and pee all over it, cheers i really needed a dump but i am not sure i want to try and mop up you urine with tissues so i can sit down .
Note it is pretty much an all male environment and the male facilities do have urinals.
CopperCyclist
Veteran
Really? I've caught one with her pants round her ankles relieving herself in the back car park of the police station once!Let us change this from "people" to "men"...women do not usually pee on the floor or a wall (or indeed up against a doorway on a Saturday night)
The OP was talking about a bloke in his workplaceIt's alright, one specific person (who I live with so named withheld to protect the stupid) thinks that having a massive dump and leaving skidmarks everywhere is fine.
Same person also uses the bog brush on said turds but does a piss-poor job of it and in the past has left chunks of turd IN THE BRUSH.
Same person also uses the bog brush on said turds but does a piss-poor job of it and in the past has left chunks of turd IN THE BRUSH.
Leaway2
Lycrist
- Location
- Manchester (Sale)
Sara_H
Guru
Eugh.At work I went to pick my towel up from the shower room and some minging twat thought it was acceptable to blow their nose on my towel
Right now I beat said snotter to death. I work with selfish, stinking idiots. (MOD EDITED)
That is all.
