The minging swines

[hopless500]

This thread has me grimacing like a grimacey thing. Urgh.

 

[gary r]

They are, after last time when someone used my towel as a bath mat I took it away on the towel heater and place someone elses minging towel over it. I've not used it in a couple of days but jesus some of the towels in there are stiff they havent been washed for that long, I should maybe take this as a compliment on my washing towel prowess.

Why do you need to wash towels? You are spotlessly clean when you use them !!!

 

[welsh dragon]

Why do you need to wash towels? You are spotlessly clean when you use them !!!

He isn't talking about himself. He is talking about other people using his towel, and they arn't very nice to say the least.

 

[buggi]

one time my ex boyfriend went for a poo, flushed, washed his hands and left the bathroom without making sure the flush did the job properly. I went in the bathroom an hour after he left to find what i can only describe as a totem pole.
so i took a photo and sent it to his phone and asked him if he forgot something
he was well embarrassed

 

[welsh dragon]

one time my ex boyfriend went for a poo, flushed, washed his hands and left the bathroom without making sure the flush did the job properly. I went in the bathroom an hour after he left to find what i can only describe as a totem pole.
so i took a photo and sent it to his phone and asked him if he forgot something
he was well embarrassed

 

[hopless500]

one time my ex boyfriend went for a poo, flushed, washed his hands and left the bathroom without making sure the flush did the job properly. I went in the bathroom an hour after he left to find what i can only describe as a totem pole.
so i took a photo and sent it to his phone and asked him if he forgot something
he was well embarrassed

 

[wiggydiggy]

Sunday mornings in the call centre was always horrific, lots of youngsters who'd turn in for work queezy and hungover - the toilets would be battered with discharge to the extent the disabled loo got a lock fitted as it would became unusable even for Stig of the dump.....

One chap at my work now has hung part of his sweaty bike jacket off the water machine nozel a couple times as the racks are next to it, he's found his jacket on the floor after I see that. On the subject of things left by summer cyclists there's at least one bike I'm sure has been left since summer last year. I'm tempted to fling a spare d-lock on it with a note saying 'if not claimed within 6 months its going to cycle recycle as we need the space'.

 

[Smurfy]

Let us change this from "people" to "men"...women do not usually pee on the floor or a wall (or indeed up against a doorway on a Saturday night)

I've seen a few 'ladies' peeing in public. The most recent one was leaning against a tree at the edge of a city park, facing a short stretch of dual carriageway. I suppose she and her friends thought there was no traffic coming as they couldn't hear anything. Too bad my bicycle is almost silent, as they saw me too late and looked a little mortified and horrified when I caught them.

 

[vickster]

Last bloke I saw peeing was at the fireworks at Alexandra Palace...there were 30,000 people there! He got lots of jeers, fool