The next driver who says "I INDICATED!!"....

[Sheffield_Tiger]

The very next one who uses "I indicated" as an excuse to drive into me, assuming that I will see their indicator and, what, disappear in a cloud of smoke as they pull into my lane..

I swear once we are stopped I will give a clear arm signal and then ride straight into their wing

 

[upsidedown]

Black German cars have force-fields attached to the wing-mirror mounted indicators that clear lanes for them.

 

[GlasgowGaryH]

Words you will never hear from a taxi driver

 

[jonny jeez]

Just say "hitting you" then punch them in the face...see if they like it