The off topic thread

[Deleted member 26715]

The Elephant is a pretty bird
It flutters from bough to bough
It makes it's nest in a rhubarb tree
And twitters like a cow

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The cow jumped over the moon

 

[All uphill]

So where is this Moon River, which is wider than a mile?

 

[SpokeyDokey]

The Elephant is a pretty bird
It flutters from bough to bough
It makes it's nest in a rhubarb tree
And twitters like a cow

That's either gone OT due to posting at a similar time or else it's gone right over my head.

 

[Teamfixed]

Does anyone know what the last posting date for Christmas is please?

 

[postman]

I can remember my first date.It was a disaster,it was a blind date.As this girl approached I said are you Brenda she asked are you Bob yes I said no I'm not Brenda she replied and walked away.

 

[Teamfixed]

Cilla Black was great.... a lora lora laffs.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

That's either gone OT due to posting at a similar time or else it's gone right over my head.

Do you prefer

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead mean got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords & shot each other

 

[Teamfixed]

Cilla black was well known for quoting the nonsense poems of the late Spike Milligan.
Her favorite was:
STRING
String is a very useful thing
Rope is thicker
But string is quicker

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Do you prefer

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead mean got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords & shot each other

Was the sword already a sword when it was drawn from the stone, or was it made from the ore?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The pen is mightier than the sword as he stabbed him in eye

 

[Teamfixed]

I don't like Le Pen, although more moderate than her Father, she is not my cup of tea.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Time to put the kettle on

 

[PeteXXX]

Time flies like an arrow, but Fruit Flies like a banana 🍌

 

[Deleted member 1258]

You've reminded me, I have a banana in the house so I can have a banana sandwich lunchtime.