The official talk like a CAVEMAN thread

[beanzontoast]

Uggghhhh .... where be Scrabble? ..... ugggrrrrrhhhh .... forty-two .... ugghhrrrhhh...

(in appreciation of Douglas Adams)

Sounds a bit like pirate too!

 

[Speicher]

am nott brav enuff to go hunttinggg, i must tri toobbe boulder.

 

[XmisterIS]

egō odjō sneighs egō woitā cīwotos!

That is the closest approximation to Proto-Indo-European that I could get from here: http://indo-european.info/dictionary-translator/ and is described in context here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Indo-European_language

So that, as far as anyone knows, is as close as you'll get to real cave-man talk!

 

[Fnaar]

Me knock corners off big stone on axle of um cart. Go better now. Me think of call it 'wheel'. You think it catch on?

 

[Night Train]

m8 how ru goin out2nite? got me whelz wan lift?

 

[Speicher]

Wee gotta wolffound, called Dino, butthe barrk to much wen hhuntig, we tri leeve him behindd att cave,

Smorning wee left, and i aksed "Doyouthinkhesaurus?"




Yes, Dino saw us.

 

[postman]

Wish someone would invent paper .These tablets weigh a ton in my delivery pouch .

Anyway i digress i invented a mammoth curry last night .

This morning i discovered a mightysauras.

 

[Tollers]

u fug yo mama

 

[Speicher]

Has enywun got a gud wecipe for rok cak? Evrywun sez mi cakes are like sponge.

 

[Aperitif]

u fug yo mama

This isn't the Al Fayed thread dear boy!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

ugg ees morning..ees f'ing freezin'...where mamoff?

 

[Fnaar]

Waspyfecker evolve this morning... sting mammoth on rump. Mammoth sit in lake.

 

[Aperitif]

Letter 'h' yet to be invented...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ouch ow oooo ug!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

ug wtf invent car b4 invent bike??????