The Old Toothbrush

[hairyhippy]

I've needed an old toothbrush for ages to clean something.

I've finally got one.

Whenever I remember what it is I need to clean, I can't find the toothbrush.

Whenever I find the toothbrush, I can't remember what it is I need to clean.

I think I need my medicine.

 

[Dayvo]

I've needed an old toothbrush for ages to clean something.

. . . I can't remember what it is I need to clean.

I assume you haven't been to the dentist recently!

 

[palinurus]

Chain? Front Mech? Rear mech? Jockey Wheels? Brakes? Brake pads?
All I ever use 'em for.

 

[Chuffy]

HAIRY!

It's always a chain, isn't it? Ok, so just gaffer tape the toothbrush to the chainstay and clean as you ride. Then you can devote your ailing braincells to forgetting what day it is, whether or not you have pants on and if so, which part of your body you are wearing them on.

 

[asterix]

You need to clean your bike!

Unfortunately, if you have several I can't tell you which one it was, just clean them all to make sure you get the right one.

 

[hairyhippy]

I know where the toothbrush is...

I just can't remember what it is I need to clean. I don't think it's on any of the bikes.

 

[Chuffy]

The little Hairies?

 

[hairyhippy]

The little Hairies?

We tend to just jet wash them at the local garage. It's the only way to get the stains out.

 

[hairyhippy]

Your teeth.

I have a grit blaster and cider/formaldehyde mouthwash for that

 

[Chuffy]

The little Hairies?

We tend to just jet wash them at the local garage. It's the only way to get the stains out.[/QUOTE]
You'll make them kids soft. Bleach and a wire brush, that's what we had when I were a lad.

 

[Keith Oates]

That's just plain cruel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hairyhippy]

On special occasions they are allowed a rusty brillo pad.

 

[papercorn2000]

You jetwash your teeth?

 

[Chuffy]

You jetwash your teeth?

Duh, not his teeth. What is he, mad?
He was referring to his children.