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Meme bar
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...he's got a sauce... 
The Potato King and his three daughters.
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Landslide
Rare Migrant
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- Called to the bar
I'm sure you're relishing the opportunity to fence with him, 'Teef!
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- The TerrorVortex
Some of those were old in the days of King Edward.
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Aloo doc - you took your time...
worcester dan
Senior Member
Maz said:Welcome, worcester dan!
Nice first post - straight into the swing of things.
Thanks, I will go and do a proper intro in the appropriate section
Landslide
Rare Migrant
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- Called to the bar
Yeah, any moment now we'll have hordes of Australians whinging about us bloody Pommes - de terre-ible puns we come up with...
Dalestar
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and people from the colder climates givinng us a fRosti reception
worcester dan
Senior Member
you lot waffle on
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Hash Browns
Mon,Tue,Wed,Thu,Sat,Sun
Tue,Wed,Thu,Sat,Sun,Mon
Wed,Thu,Sat,Sun,Mon,Tue
Thu,Sat,Sun,Mon,Tue,Wed
Sat,Sun,Mon,Tue,Wed,Thu
SunMon,Tue,Wed,Thu,Sat
Without Fri s
Think I had better go home...tater for now.
Hash Browns
Mon,Tue,Wed,Thu,Sat,Sun
Tue,Wed,Thu,Sat,Sun,Mon
Wed,Thu,Sat,Sun,Mon,Tue
Thu,Sat,Sun,Mon,Tue,Wed
Sat,Sun,Mon,Tue,Wed,Thu
SunMon,Tue,Wed,Thu,Sat
Without Fri s
Think I had better go home...tater for now.
Cubist
Still wavin'
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- Ovver 'thill
I yam surprised that we haven't all had a roasting, what with all these half-baked jokes. Some people aren't as thick skinned, not even me old duchess.
gbb
Squire
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- Peterborough
Another King and Princess 'joke'..
In days of old....the King said to his daughter, 'Its time you married, but there are only two suitors suitable for your royal standing...Peter, the poor but proud peruvian Prince..or Brutus, the bold but brave barbaric baron'.
'You have a week to decide...'
The following week, the King asks the Princess who she'd like to marry.
'Well father, ive decided it must be Peter, the poor but proud Peruvian Prince'
'But daughter' said the King...'he's a bit of a wuss'...'why him?'
'Well' , said the Princess....'I'd sooner have my pale pink panties parted by the pen1s of Peter the poor but proud Peruvian Prince....than have my buttocks battered black and blue by the b0ll0cks of brutus the bold but brave barbaric Baron !!!
'
Tell that one when your p1ssed
In days of old....the King said to his daughter, 'Its time you married, but there are only two suitors suitable for your royal standing...Peter, the poor but proud peruvian Prince..or Brutus, the bold but brave barbaric baron'.
'You have a week to decide...'
The following week, the King asks the Princess who she'd like to marry.
'Well father, ive decided it must be Peter, the poor but proud Peruvian Prince'
'But daughter' said the King...'he's a bit of a wuss'...'why him?'
'Well' , said the Princess....'I'd sooner have my pale pink panties parted by the pen1s of Peter the poor but proud Peruvian Prince....than have my buttocks battered black and blue by the b0ll0cks of brutus the bold but brave barbaric Baron !!!
'Tell that one when your p1ssed
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gbb said:Another King and Princess 'joke'..
In days of old....the King said to his daughter, 'Its time you married, but there are only two suitors suitable for your royal standing...Peter, the poor but proud peruvian Prince..or Brutus, the bold but brave barbaric baron'.
'You have a week to decide...'
The following week, the King asks the Princess who she'd like to marry.
'Well father, ive decided it must be Peter, the poor but proud Peruvian Prince'
'But daughter' said the King...'he's a bit of a wuss'...'why him?'
'Well' , said the Princess....'I'd sooner have my pale pink panties parted by the pen1s of Peter the poor but proud Peruvian Prince....than have my buttocks battered black and blue by the b0ll0cks of brutus the bold but brave barbaric Baron !!!
Tell that one when your p1ssed
That's a bit of a hot potato gbb
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