The Queen's Nuts

[asterix]

Any of you lot been at the Queen's nuts?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25344656

 

[Aperitif]

Don't let her cashew eating them...she'll be pecan through the nets.

 

[rich p]

tried and failed to get a Madam and macadamia pun to work. Over to you Teef

 

[Beebo]

I should coco (nut)

 

[Beebo]

They should all be shot, against the Wal (nut)
Send them off the Brasil (nut)
I bet the Queens favourite shade of brown is Hazel (nut)
I've drunk too much Christmas Sherry, I need a pea (nut)

I dont know what you are talking about, this punning thingy is dead easy!

 

[Markymark]

They should all be shot, against the Wal (nut)
Send them off the Brasil (nut)
I bet the Queens favourite shade of brown is Hazel (nut)
I've drunk too much Christmas Sherry, I need a pea (nut)

I dont know what you are talking about, this punning thingy is dead easy!

Yes but funny ones are (in cashew you didn't realise)

 

[rich p]

Pistachio's a bit tricky too

Pisted ash a (tinymy)Newt
plus queen

 

[Aperitif]

Give that man a knighthood

...and one for daytime too.

 

[swee'pea99]

"We are nut amused."

 

[Smurfy]

A nutcracker will sort out the thieves!

 

[Beebo]

I'm sure there's a Kernel of truth in the story.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Do we know what sort of nuts, I'd be furious if it was salted peanuts?

 

[slowmotion]

Do we know what sort of nuts, I'd be furious if it was salted peanuts?

I heard that they were Nobby's Nuts. The officers misread the packet.